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#211 Brett

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 06:24 AM

I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?


I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.

#212 hansman1982

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 07:09 AM


I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?


I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.


Brett for the win!

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 11:05 AM


I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?


I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.


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Posted 14 March 2013 - 11:06 AM

can we go back to when Morken was defending Marge Schott? Because I forgot I had the perfect gif for it:

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 12:51 PM


I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?


I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.


It was a dreadful article, posted for "shock" value.

I've turned more than a few people onto your site(you're very good at conveying the game of baseball), and people could not get over what a ridiculous concept it was.

Once a guy like you strays from the path, they're exposed.

Stick to baseball, Gollum impersonations and asshole bleaching.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 12:55 PM



I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?


I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.


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Brett's response certainly was hilarious.

I'm guessing the people on this board are big "Two and a Half Men" fans.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 01:11 PM



I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?


I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.


It was a dreadful article, posted for "shock" value.

I've turned more than a few people onto your site(you're very good at conveying the game of baseball), and people could not get over what a ridiculous concept it was.

Once a guy like you strays from the path, they're exposed.

Stick to baseball, Gollum impersonations and asshole bleaching.


I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 01:13 PM




I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?


I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.


It was a dreadful article, posted for "shock" value.

I've turned more than a few people onto your site(you're very good at conveying the game of baseball), and people could not get over what a ridiculous concept it was.

Once a guy like you strays from the path, they're exposed.

Stick to baseball, Gollum impersonations and asshole bleaching.


I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.

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#219 hansman1982

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 01:39 PM




I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?


I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.


It was a dreadful article, posted for "shock" value.

I've turned more than a few people onto your site(you're very good at conveying the game of baseball), and people could not get over what a ridiculous concept it was.

Once a guy like you strays from the path, they're exposed.

Stick to baseball, Gollum impersonations and asshole bleaching.


I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.


The suspense is terrible...I hope it lasts.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 02:45 PM

How long has this been going on now?

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 03:49 PM

This guy...unbelievable.
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Posted 14 March 2013 - 04:55 PM

in the seedier parts of the internet people like Chicago Cubs Talk and Morken are referred to as "lolcows"

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 05:58 PM

in the seedier parts of the internet people like Chicago Cubs Talk and Morken are referred to as "lolcows"


I think the seedier parts of the Internet would have taken over his computer and ruined his life.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 06:49 PM

I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.


Eh. The Message Boards deserve a better troll than this guy. A truly good troll never resorts to childishness, name calling, or the sort of overt stupidity wallowed in by this imbecile.

He needs to spend a decade or two studying under Die Hard the finer points of subtle derailment and non-obvious baiting before he's ready to handle the responsibility of being the Message Boards Troll.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 07:00 PM

It stops, when I stop pulling the strings, puppets.

In terms hansman can understand: It stops, when the chef turns off the grill.

In terms fromthemitten can understand: It stops, when Stephanie Tanner learns to stop lying to DJ.

In terms Brett can understand: It stops, when you fall into the lava with the ring.




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