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[Brett]

I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?

I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.

[hansman1982]

I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?

I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.

Brett for the win!

[fromthemitten]

I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?

I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.

[fromthemitten]

can we go back to when Morken was defending Marge Schott? Because I forgot I had the perfect gif for it:

[Morken]

I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?

I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.

It was a dreadful article, posted for "shock" value.

I've turned more than a few people onto your site(you're very good at conveying the game of baseball), and people could not get over what a ridiculous concept it was.

Once a guy like you strays from the path, they're exposed.

Stick to baseball, Gollum impersonations and asshole bleaching.

[Morken]

I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?

I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.

Brett's response certainly was hilarious.

I'm guessing the people on this board are big "Two and a Half Men" fans.

[Brett]

I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?

I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.

It was a dreadful article, posted for "shock" value.

I've turned more than a few people onto your site(you're very good at conveying the game of baseball), and people could not get over what a ridiculous concept it was.

Once a guy like you strays from the path, they're exposed.

Stick to baseball, Gollum impersonations and asshole bleaching.

I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.

[Cubbie Blues]

I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?

I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.

It was a dreadful article, posted for "shock" value.

I've turned more than a few people onto your site(you're very good at conveying the game of baseball), and people could not get over what a ridiculous concept it was.

Once a guy like you strays from the path, they're exposed.

Stick to baseball, Gollum impersonations and asshole bleaching.

I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.

[hansman1982]

I'm sure Brett, the knowledgable sportsman that he is, understands what "retardation" is, yes?

Remember his "Michael Jordan's best accomplishment" article?

I do remember that article. It was well-written and well-received. Except there was this one troll who wiped his anus all over the comments section. Must've had worms.

It was a dreadful article, posted for "shock" value.

I've turned more than a few people onto your site(you're very good at conveying the game of baseball), and people could not get over what a ridiculous concept it was.

Once a guy like you strays from the path, they're exposed.

Stick to baseball, Gollum impersonations and asshole bleaching.

I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.

The suspense is terrible...I hope it lasts.

[calicubsfan007]

How long has this been going on now?

[Tommy]

This guy...unbelievable.

[fromthemitten]

in the seedier parts of the internet people like Chicago Cubs Talk and Morken are referred to as "lolcows"

[hansman1982]

in the seedier parts of the internet people like Chicago Cubs Talk and Morken are referred to as "lolcows"

I think the seedier parts of the Internet would have taken over his computer and ruined his life.

[Luke]

I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.

Eh. The Message Boards deserve a better troll than this guy. A truly good troll never resorts to childishness, name calling, or the sort of overt stupidity wallowed in by this imbecile.

He needs to spend a decade or two studying under Die Hard the finer points of subtle derailment and non-obvious baiting before he's ready to handle the responsibility of being the Message Boards Troll.

[Morken]

It stops, when I stop pulling the strings, puppets.

In terms hansman can understand: It stops, when the chef turns off the grill.

In terms fromthemitten can understand: It stops, when Stephanie Tanner learns to stop lying to DJ.

In terms Brett can understand: It stops, when you fall into the lava with the ring.