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#226 Morken

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 07:03 PM



I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.


Eh. The Message Boards deserve a better troll than this guy. A truly good troll never resorts to childishness, name calling, or the sort of overt stupidity wallowed in by this imbecile.

He needs to spend a decade or two studying under Die Hard the finer points of subtle derailment and non-obvious baiting before he's ready to handle the responsibility of being the Message Boards Troll.



Don't change the narrative, kiss-ass.

I was jumped on for having a differing opinion. It's as simple as that. I was baited by those same posters. Once you get your tongue out of Brett's asshole, go back and read the threads.

PS: Hansman is a fat burger.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 07:07 PM

I went to college with one of Bob Saget's daughters. She was hot, I'll take it.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 07:31 PM

I went to college with one of Bob Saget's daughters. She was hot, I'll take it.


Wait. I think I did, too. Where did you go to school? (I went to Miami (OH).)

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 08:22 PM

I'm guessing it's the younger one since I transferred there in 2008. I went to a hippie school in NYC nobody has ever heard of called Eugene Lang College.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 08:23 PM



I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.


Eh. The Message Boards deserve a better troll than this guy. A truly good troll never resorts to childishness, name calling, or the sort of overt stupidity wallowed in by this imbecile.

He needs to spend a decade or two studying under Die Hard the finer points of subtle derailment and non-obvious baiting before he's ready to handle the responsibility of being the Message Boards Troll.


Don't change the narrative, kiss-ass.

I was jumped on for having a differing opinion. It's as simple as that. I was baited by those same posters. Once you get your tongue out of Brett's asshole, go back and read the threads.

PS: Hansman is a fat burger.


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Posted 14 March 2013 - 08:30 PM

lol. Morken never talks to me. I haz sad. it's probably because whenever he thinks of me he thinks of his parents that abandoned him.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 08:53 PM




I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.


Eh. The Message Boards deserve a better troll than this guy. A truly good troll never resorts to childishness, name calling, or the sort of overt stupidity wallowed in by this imbecile.

He needs to spend a decade or two studying under Die Hard the finer points of subtle derailment and non-obvious baiting before he's ready to handle the responsibility of being the Message Boards Troll.


Don't change the narrative, kiss-ass.

I was jumped on for having a differing opinion. It's as simple as that. I was baited by those same posters. Once you get your tongue out of Brett's asshole, go back and read the threads.

PS: Hansman is a fat burger.



Ear ear, Luke.

No, Morken, you were jumped on for being an idiot. If you can't figure why for, then you aren't the troll...you're the worms.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 09:30 PM

It ends when his mom checks his browser history and he gets grounded + his mouth washed out with soap and water

#234 Morken

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 11:09 PM

lol. Morken never talks to me. I haz sad. it's probably because whenever he thinks of me he thinks of his parents that abandoned him.


What a weird post.

Anyway, I'm sorry that I've ignored you. I assure you, it wasn't on purpose. It's just that you're really boring.



#235 Morken

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 11:11 PM

It ends when his mom checks his browser history and he gets grounded + his mouth washed out with soap and water


It ends, when I decide to stop pulling the strings.

You're my bitch. Remember that.

#236 calicubsfan007

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 11:34 PM

Wow guys, it sucks when we resort to mud flinging.

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 03:09 AM


It ends when his mom checks his browser history and he gets grounded + his mouth washed out with soap and water


It ends, when I decide to stop pulling the strings.

You're my bitch. Remember that.


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Posted 16 March 2013 - 07:35 AM

In this context - and this context, only - I am absolutely loving Morken.

(And the responses to him, too.)

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 12:54 PM



It ends when his mom checks his browser history and he gets grounded + his mouth washed out with soap and water


It ends, when I decide to stop pulling the strings.

You're my bitch. Remember that.


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Is that the Big Lebowski? Haven't seen that movie in forever.

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 03:23 PM

that's the scene where all of the "nobody f's with DeJesus" jokes come from




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