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[Morken]

I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.

Eh. The Message Boards deserve a better troll than this guy. A truly good troll never resorts to childishness, name calling, or the sort of overt stupidity wallowed in by this imbecile.

He needs to spend a decade or two studying under Die Hard the finer points of subtle derailment and non-obvious baiting before he's ready to handle the responsibility of being the Message Boards Troll.

Don't change the narrative, kiss-ass.

I was jumped on for having a differing opinion. It's as simple as that. I was baited by those same posters. Once you get your tongue out of Brett's asshole, go back and read the threads.

PS: Hansman is a fat burger.

[fromthemitten]

I went to college with one of Bob Saget's daughters. She was hot, I'll take it.

[Brett]

I went to college with one of Bob Saget's daughters. She was hot, I'll take it.

Wait. I think I did, too. Where did you go to school? (I went to Miami (OH).)

[fromthemitten]

I'm guessing it's the younger one since I transferred there in 2008. I went to a hippie school in NYC nobody has ever heard of called Eugene Lang College.

[fromthemitten]

I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.

Eh. The Message Boards deserve a better troll than this guy. A truly good troll never resorts to childishness, name calling, or the sort of overt stupidity wallowed in by this imbecile.

He needs to spend a decade or two studying under Die Hard the finer points of subtle derailment and non-obvious baiting before he's ready to handle the responsibility of being the Message Boards Troll.

Don't change the narrative, kiss-ass.

I was jumped on for having a differing opinion. It's as simple as that. I was baited by those same posters. Once you get your tongue out of Brett's asshole, go back and read the threads.

PS: Hansman is a fat burger.

[Spencer]

lol. Morken never talks to me. I haz sad. it's probably because whenever he thinks of me he thinks of his parents that abandoned him.

[hansman1982]

I don't know why, but this is tremendously fun. I hope this never ends.

Eh. The Message Boards deserve a better troll than this guy. A truly good troll never resorts to childishness, name calling, or the sort of overt stupidity wallowed in by this imbecile.

He needs to spend a decade or two studying under Die Hard the finer points of subtle derailment and non-obvious baiting before he's ready to handle the responsibility of being the Message Boards Troll.

Don't change the narrative, kiss-ass.

I was jumped on for having a differing opinion. It's as simple as that. I was baited by those same posters. Once you get your tongue out of Brett's asshole, go back and read the threads.

PS: Hansman is a fat burger.

Ear ear, Luke.

No, Morken, you were jumped on for being an idiot. If you can't figure why for, then you aren't the troll...you're the worms.

[fromthemitten]

It ends when his mom checks his browser history and he gets grounded + his mouth washed out with soap and water

[Morken]

lol. Morken never talks to me. I haz sad. it's probably because whenever he thinks of me he thinks of his parents that abandoned him.

What a weird post.

Anyway, I'm sorry that I've ignored you. I assure you, it wasn't on purpose. It's just that you're really boring.

[Morken]

It ends when his mom checks his browser history and he gets grounded + his mouth washed out with soap and water

It ends, when I decide to stop pulling the strings.

You're my bitch. Remember that.

[calicubsfan007]

Wow guys, it sucks when we resort to mud flinging.

[fromthemitten]

It ends when his mom checks his browser history and he gets grounded + his mouth washed out with soap and water

It ends, when I decide to stop pulling the strings.

You're my bitch. Remember that.

[Brett]

In this context - and this context, only - I am absolutely loving Morken.

(And the responses to him, too.)

[calicubsfan007]

It ends when his mom checks his browser history and he gets grounded + his mouth washed out with soap and water

It ends, when I decide to stop pulling the strings.

You're my bitch. Remember that.

Is that the Big Lebowski? Haven't seen that movie in forever.

[fromthemitten]

that's the scene where all of the "nobody f's with DeJesus" jokes come from