Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:52 AM
Hansman, I think you were wise to give it up. Obviously, neither you nor anyone else could best a "smart motherfucker" like Morken in any type of debate or discussion. Indeed, I don't know any better indicator of someone's intelligence than when that person constantly berates others with a constant stream of insults or curse words. Whenever I see someone call another person "fat burger", the first thought that leaps to my mind is, "Gee whiz, I need to stay clear of that guy. He must be a smart motherfucker!!"
Even if Morken wasn't such a smart motherfucker, he wouldn't give up this debate anyway. You see, Morken is incredibly insecure. He has to make sure he's the center of attention, and he has to push everyone else away from him because he's been alone his entire life. It must go back to his childhood. Morken would bring back assignments from school where he earned a B, but his brother Johnny would bring home A's. Johnny's assignments would go on the fridge, and Morken's parents would ignore his piddling B's, even though he's a smart motherfucker.
He would tell his parents, "Mommy, Daddy! I'm a smart motherfucker!!!" But still, they wouldn't listen. He brought them nothing but shame. Everything Morken did wasn't good enough for his parents. Maybe one day his parents finally had enough, and took Johnny and moved away from Morken. Morken, their child who did nothing but shame them. But this is all speculation. Morken may not have a brother Johnny. Maybe Morken doesn't even have parents. Maybe he was born and began growing up, and after they saw the type of person that they brought into this world they couldn't take it anymore. For Morken, while surely a smart motherfucker, was also an asshole to everyone he met. Maybe his parents killed themselves out of misery. Maybe Morken had to become a smart motherfucker all on his own.
Whatever the case may be, Morken will not quit. His insecurities prevent him from giving up. He cries for the center of attention; something that he so desperately sought and was denied as a child. He will press on; smart motherfuckers know not to quit. What's more, I can't tell if Morken is a 15 year old teenager who is discovering the wide world of the internet, and is getting his jollies by showing off how much of a smart motherfucker he is, or if he is a middle aged man who sits on his computer in a dark, dank, room each and every day and waits to pounce on people he deems do not share the smart motherfucker gene that he possesses. I do not know which scenario is worse. I do know, however, that in both scenarios he is friendless and completely alone.
So Morken, you smart motherfucker you, press on. Continue his raucous debate if it pleases you. Boot up your computer, turn the lights down in your room, have a wank, and then keep trying to gain everyone's approval with your smart motherfucker ways.