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Controversial - But Totally OK - Decision Forthcoming (Series She-View)
#18
Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:51 AM
I don't recall ever seeing any "ladies" on the MB.
So if a lady is picked to do the series does she get to make it a he-view. If so
Nah, they are here...they just work extra hard to pathetically blend in with the guys. We are just too stoopid to know who they are.
#19
Posted 12 March 2013 - 08:10 AM
Anything else you want to tell us Ace?
This was a particular decision about the She-View, which became a much easier decision because of this Message Board plan. So, that was also a part of the motivation.
I meant the moving the She-View thing.
#20
Posted 12 March 2013 - 08:13 AM
So if a lady is picked to do the series does she get to make it a he-view. If so
Technically, we've had dudes in the She-View before (Lance Berkman is a repeat participant, I do believe). I guess it would be up to the lady.
It also depends on how we end up doing the "you guys get to do the She-View" thing. I'll be doing the first several, so I'm hoping it'll evolve organically from there.
(That said, if anyone is desperately wanting to do one, now's your chance to put in a plea to get on "the list".)
#21
Posted 12 March 2013 - 08:18 AM
So if a lady is picked to do the series does she get to make it a he-view. If so
Technically, we've had dudes in the She-View before (Lance Berkman is a repeat participant, I do believe). I guess it would be up to the lady.
It also depends on how we end up doing the "you guys get to do the She-View" thing. I'll be doing the first several, so I'm hoping it'll evolve organically from there.
(That said, if anyone is desperately wanting to do one, now's your chance to put in a plea to get on "the list".)
I already have my idea but I fear that it is not "epic enough" to "warrant" a "plea" to get on "the list".
#22
Posted 12 March 2013 - 08:23 AM
You're not allowed to post pictures of yourself in a Hamburglar bikini eating hamburgers. Just saying.
So if a lady is picked to do the series does she get to make it a he-view. If so
Technically, we've had dudes in the She-View before (Lance Berkman is a repeat participant, I do believe). I guess it would be up to the lady.
It also depends on how we end up doing the "you guys get to do the She-View" thing. I'll be doing the first several, so I'm hoping it'll evolve organically from there.
(That said, if anyone is desperately wanting to do one, now's your chance to put in a plea to get on "the list".)
I already have my idea but I fear that it is not "epic enough" to "warrant" a "plea" to get on "the list".
#23
Posted 12 March 2013 - 08:25 AM
Anything else you want to tell us Ace?
This was a particular decision about the She-View, which became a much easier decision because of this Message Board plan. So, that was also a part of the motivation.
I meant the moving the She-View thing.
Uh-huh. Sure...
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SHE-VIEW! Son, we live in a world that has women. And those women have to be paraded when they are scantilly clad. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Morken? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for "your image" and you curse the She-View. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that the She-View's existance on the main page, while middle-school-ish, probably saves lives. And it's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the She-View. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want it on that front page. You need it on the front page.
We use words like bikini's, red-heads, brunettes...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain the She-View to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very oogling the She-View provides, then questions the manner in which I oogle it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a SI Swimsuit Edition and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're gonna do with the She-View!
#24
Posted 12 March 2013 - 08:27 AM
You're not allowed to post pictures of yourself in a Hamburglar bikini eating hamburgers. Just saying.
So if a lady is picked to do the series does she get to make it a he-view. If so
Technically, we've had dudes in the She-View before (Lance Berkman is a repeat participant, I do believe). I guess it would be up to the lady.
It also depends on how we end up doing the "you guys get to do the She-View" thing. I'll be doing the first several, so I'm hoping it'll evolve organically from there.
(That said, if anyone is desperately wanting to do one, now's your chance to put in a plea to get on "the list".)
I already have my idea but I fear that it is not "epic enough" to "warrant" a "plea" to get on "the list".
HA, you are WRONG, sir!
I was going to be wearing a hamburger bikini eating hamburgers while swimming in a pool filled with gravy.
#27
Posted 12 March 2013 - 10:26 AM
I'm calling a code red.
Anything else you want to tell us Ace?
This was a particular decision about the She-View, which became a much easier decision because of this Message Board plan. So, that was also a part of the motivation.
I meant the moving the She-View thing.
Uh-huh. Sure...
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SHE-VIEW! Son, we live in a world that has women. And those women have to be paraded when they are scantilly clad. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Morken? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for "your image" and you curse the She-View. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that the She-View's existance on the main page, while middle-school-ish, probably saves lives. And it's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the She-View. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want it on that front page. You need it on the front page.
We use words like bikini's, red-heads, brunettes...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain the She-View to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very oogling the She-View provides, then questions the manner in which I oogle it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a SI Swimsuit Edition and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're gonna do with the She-View!
#29
Posted 12 March 2013 - 11:10 AM
Well, I had a good run reading Bleacher Nation. oh wells.
Maybe I was overly nervous, but I actually expected a few of these (and expect to get a few more when the season rolls around).
#30
Posted 12 March 2013 - 11:18 AM
Anything else you want to tell us Ace?
This was a particular decision about the She-View, which became a much easier decision because of this Message Board plan. So, that was also a part of the motivation.
I meant the moving the She-View thing.
Uh-huh. Sure...
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SHE-VIEW! Son, we live in a world that has women. And those women have to be paraded when they are scantilly clad. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Morken? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for "your image" and you curse the She-View. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that the She-View's existance on the main page, while middle-school-ish, probably saves lives. And it's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the She-View. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want it on that front page. You need it on the front page.
We use words like bikini's, red-heads, brunettes...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain the She-View to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very oogling the She-View provides, then questions the manner in which I oogle it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a SI Swimsuit Edition and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're gonna do with the She-View!
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