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I'm a Goat - it is in my blood


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#1 MichiganGoat

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 07:32 PM

No I'm not talking about beer, I'm talking about the proud tradition of goats destroying trolls. I give you the epic of The Three Billy Goat Gruff.

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I was reading stories to Jr. a couple of nights ago and found the classic story then the next day found myself arguing with Die hard on the main page. So I asked myself: Why do I keep fighting with trolls? Well it's in my DNA, I must challenge, outsmart, and destroy any troll I come across. Its my legacy. So as much as I wish I could just ignore them I have a rich family tradition to destroy them. So yeah that's what I am.

Oh and then there is this:

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So yeah I'm a beer drinking troll hunting goat, you are what you are.

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#2 calicubsfan007

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 07:43 PM

But But But... GOATS ARE BAD FOR THE CUBS! Just kidding. :D Would that mean you attack with your horns?

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:00 PM

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this bad boy is supposed to be green I swear but my webcam is shit and my apartment is poorly lit but I'm drinking Evolution Lot 6 double IPA 9.3% abv. I have this a growler of this + a four pack of Guinness pub cans BRING IT TROLLS

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:02 PM

btw I fucking love die hard I may be the only one but he/she is my favorite poster ever despite his raging temperance movement

#5 MichiganGoat

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:06 PM

btw I fucking love die hard I may be the only one but he/she is my favorite poster ever despite his raging temperance movement

I use to enjoy his post because I read them as satire and he never really engaged anyone else or got defensive if someone called out his bullshit but lately he has really become aggressive if you question him and his responses are becoming more baiting than before.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:48 PM

I haven't noticed that I usually don't engage him I just laugh and appreciate him for the national treasure he is of this message board.

tbh this message board was really boring because of the arduous season we endured until we all bonded through making fun of Chicago Cubs Talk and Morken. I had a bleachernation dream last night actually. TWC, Spencer, and I were working together in the same line of business of my old job and TWC and I were loudly talking about getting stoned while Spencer was on the phone with his parents and they heard us talking and disowned him even though he wasn't getting down with our shenanigans. This is what happens when I hit up Golden Corral before I go to bed. Sorry we got you disowned Spencer.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:05 PM

I haven't noticed that I usually don't engage him I just laugh and appreciate him for the national treasure he is of this message board.

tbh this message board was really boring because of the arduous season we endured until we all bonded through making fun of Chicago Cubs Talk and Morken. I had a bleachernation dream last night actually. TWC, Spencer, and I were working together in the same line of business of my old job and TWC and I were loudly talking about getting stoned while Spencer was on the phone with his parents and they heard us talking and disowned him even though he wasn't getting down with our shenanigans. This is what happens when I hit up Golden Corral before I go to bed. Sorry we got you disowned Spencer.


This is hilarious! After I got disowned did I at least say fuck it and start smoking? So funny!

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:12 PM

I woke up to my cat pissing in my cactus so I can't say for sure

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:05 PM

I woke up to my cat pissing in my cactus so I can't say for sure

Good cat? I don't know if you count that as watering of the plant.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 02:22 AM

ammonia is really bad for plants and cacti shouldn't be watered that often anyway also omg the smell

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 07:35 AM

Are there no Cubs fans here who are dog people?

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 08:28 AM

Are there no Cubs fans here who are dog people?


I am a dog person but, sadly, I do not have a dog. My last one was hit by a Chevy Cavalier and caused $4K in damage. The ironic part...his name was Chevy. Was a great dog.

I want a dog right now but finances being what they are, I cannot afford one. Although, if someone has a 3-4 year old dog in the Des Moines area that has everything with it and is house broken that they want to part with, let me know.

Favorite dog: Black Lab followed by Mastiff (due to their, reported, love of children)

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 08:45 AM

Are there no Cubs fans here who are dog people?

I have a dog. I to am a Black Lab person, but currently have a black lab/corgi mix that looks more like a corgi. I'll have to get a pic to post. Everybody loves dog pics.
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#14 King Jeff

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 08:51 AM

Are there no Cubs fans here who are dog people?

I am definitely a dog person, I have a German Shepherd and a Beagle. I hate cats and they hate me, so no problems there.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 08:57 AM

Are there no Cubs fans here who are dog people?


Dog? Yeah, fine, whatever. But only if they're the non-yapping/barking-all-the-time kind.

But cats? Fuck that noise, man.

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