I was reading stories to Jr. a couple of nights ago and found the classic story then the next day found myself arguing with Die hard on the main page. So I asked myself: Why do I keep fighting with trolls? Well it's in my DNA, I must challenge, outsmart, and destroy any troll I come across. Its my legacy. So as much as I wish I could just ignore them I have a rich family tradition to destroy them. So yeah that's what I am.
Oh and then there is this:
So yeah I'm a beer drinking troll hunting goat, you are what you are.