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#31 hansman1982

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 06:04 PM

I pity those who lack the intellect to care for cats. I really do.

At least they still have dogs. Good to know the world's most outdated alarm system is still good for something.


Good to know that the world's most...well...um. What is it that cats do?

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 06:10 PM

What is it that cats do?


Tame humans, and then demand that the humans serve them Downton Abbey style.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 06:16 PM


What is it that cats do?


Tame humans, and then demand that the humans serve them Downton Abbey style.

They also make good hobo soup

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 06:18 PM



What is it that cats do?


Tame humans, and then demand that the humans serve them Downton Abbey style.

They also make good hobo soup


I have seen my cats do many amazing things, but I have never seen either of them make soup. That would be quite impressive.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 06:53 PM




What is it that cats do?


Tame humans, and then demand that the humans serve them Downton Abbey style.

They also make good hobo soup


I have seen my cats do many amazing things, but I have never seen either of them make soup. That would be quite impressive.


Liking the back of their thighs and anus is not impressive. It's actually quite disgusting. Dogs at least have the sense to take a bath.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 06:54 PM

Liking licking. Same difference.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 07:07 PM

Love how this thread has become a cat discussion

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 07:56 PM

Love how this thread has become a cat discussion


*I* don't.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 07:57 PM

Dog discussion

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 08:21 PM





What is it that cats do?


Tame humans, and then demand that the humans serve them Downton Abbey style.

They also make good hobo soup


I have seen my cats do many amazing things, but I have never seen either of them make soup. That would be quite impressive.


Liking the back of their thighs and anus is not impressive. It's actually quite disgusting. Dogs at least have the sense to take a bath.


Growing up, I had a white german shepherd (fun fact: Hitler had them exterminated), one of the smartest breeds in the world. She ate out of the litter box on the reg. She was a good dog otherwise though her breath was awful

I really hate "kick dogs" those little yappy anklebiting bastards who pee on the floor whenever they're excitable. My Mom had one when I was in college and I hated it with a burning passion it was so stupid and would bite people. If Morken was a dog he'd be a terrerier.

Also I'm surprised nobody has made a "cats pajamas" joke yet

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:52 PM






What is it that cats do?


Tame humans, and then demand that the humans serve them Downton Abbey style.

They also make good hobo soup


I have seen my cats do many amazing things, but I have never seen either of them make soup. That would be quite impressive.


Liking the back of their thighs and anus is not impressive. It's actually quite disgusting. Dogs at least have the sense to take a bath.


Growing up, I had a white german shepherd (fun fact: Hitler had them exterminated), one of the smartest breeds in the world. She ate out of the litter box on the reg. She was a good dog otherwise though her breath was awful

I really hate "kick dogs" those little yappy anklebiting bastards who pee on the floor whenever they're excitable. My Mom had one when I was in college and I hated it with a burning passion it was so stupid and would bite people. If Morken was a dog he'd be a terrerier.

Also I'm surprised nobody has made a "cats pajamas" joke yet

White German Shepherds are very rare. Those dogs are awesome though.

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 10:00 AM

White German Shepherds are very rare.


Racist.

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 10:04 AM

Love how this thread has become a cat discussion


It's a dog discussion.

STOP TROLLING THE MESSAGE BOARDS WITH YOUR CAT TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 11:06 AM


I pity those who lack the intellect to care for cats. I really do.

At least they still have dogs. Good to know the world's most outdated alarm system is still good for something.


Good to know that the world's most...well...um. What is it that cats do?

Pee on your clothes, scratch up all of your stuff, and there's the whole shitting in a box in the corner somewhere thing.

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 11:09 AM







What is it that cats do?


Tame humans, and then demand that the humans serve them Downton Abbey style.

They also make good hobo soup


I have seen my cats do many amazing things, but I have never seen either of them make soup. That would be quite impressive.


Liking the back of their thighs and anus is not impressive. It's actually quite disgusting. Dogs at least have the sense to take a bath.


Growing up, I had a white german shepherd (fun fact: Hitler had them exterminated), one of the smartest breeds in the world. She ate out of the litter box on the reg. She was a good dog otherwise though her breath was awful

I really hate "kick dogs" those little yappy anklebiting bastards who pee on the floor whenever they're excitable. My Mom had one when I was in college and I hated it with a burning passion it was so stupid and would bite people. If Morken was a dog he'd be a terrerier.

Also I'm surprised nobody has made a "cats pajamas" joke yet

White German Shepherds are very rare. Those dogs are awesome though.

They aren't as rare as you think. Or, I am just in an area with lots of them. I know two breeders who are selling white puppies now.




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