They also make good hobo soup
What is it that cats do?
Tame humans, and then demand that the humans serve them Downton Abbey style.
I have seen my cats do many amazing things, but I have never seen either of them make soup. That would be quite impressive.
Liking the back of their thighs and anus is not impressive. It's actually quite disgusting. Dogs at least have the sense to take a bath.
Growing up, I had a white german shepherd (fun fact: Hitler had them exterminated), one of the smartest breeds in the world. She ate out of the litter box on the reg. She was a good dog otherwise though her breath was awful
I really hate "kick dogs" those little yappy anklebiting bastards who pee on the floor whenever they're excitable. My Mom had one when I was in college and I hated it with a burning passion it was so stupid and would bite people. If Morken was a dog he'd be a terrerier.
Also I'm surprised nobody has made a "cats pajamas" joke yet