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#31 TWC

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 06:08 PM

HEY ASSHOLE, WHY DON'T YOU STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND THE TRUTH! YOU HATE IOWANS. ADMIT IT!!!!! I SWEAR TO JESUS IF I EVER...


Yeah, mostly. I haven't had the greatest experiences in your state.

But don't get me started about Nebraska.

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 07:21 PM


HEY ASSHOLE, WHY DON'T YOU STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND THE TRUTH! YOU HATE IOWANS. ADMIT IT!!!!! I SWEAR TO JESUS IF I EVER...


Yeah, mostly. I haven't had the greatest experiences in your state.

But don't get me started about Nebraska.

Yeah FUCK Omaha

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 09:00 PM

another thing to do when BN is down: find some punk ass middle school kids. get into arguments with them and pretend they're morken

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 09:09 PM

You might get a restraining order on you. Or you might gain the reputation among those kids as the random creepy guy who argues with kids. ;) :D

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 09:14 PM



HEY ASSHOLE, WHY DON'T YOU STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND THE TRUTH! YOU HATE IOWANS. ADMIT IT!!!!! I SWEAR TO JESUS IF I EVER...


Yeah, mostly. I haven't had the greatest experiences in your state.

But don't get me started about Nebraska.

Yeah FUCK Omaha


Ehh, Omaha has this sweet highway setup on the north side. Bypass lanes for people going across town...I liked it, anyway.

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 09:14 PM

another thing to do when BN is down: find some punk ass middle school kids. get into arguments with them and pretend they're morken


Wait, we are supposed to only do that when BN is down? That's my Tuesday night...

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 10:31 PM




HEY ASSHOLE, WHY DON'T YOU STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND THE TRUTH! YOU HATE IOWANS. ADMIT IT!!!!! I SWEAR TO JESUS IF I EVER...


Yeah, mostly. I haven't had the greatest experiences in your state.

But don't get me started about Nebraska.

Yeah FUCK Omaha


Ehh, Omaha has this sweet highway setup on the north side. Bypass lanes for people going across town...I liked it, anyway.

Don't lie, you only like Omaha because they make the best beef. You know, because, hamburgers.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 04:50 AM

another thing to do when BN is down: find some punk ass middle school kids. get into arguments with them and pretend they're morken

Um that's my job, I get paid to try to teach 6 & 8 grade but what I really do argue with them about what sit down and listen means.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 05:15 AM

my last interaction with middle schoolers I can recall was visiting my mom during the fall, borrowing her bike and having some white gangster bustas tell me "nice bike, queer". I took the basket off an everything!

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 07:23 AM


another thing to do when BN is down: find some punk ass middle school kids. get into arguments with them and pretend they're morken

Um that's my job, I get paid to try to teach 6 & 8 grade but what I really do argue with them about what sit down and listen means.

You misspelled "Shut the Fuck UP"

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 07:40 AM





HEY ASSHOLE, WHY DON'T YOU STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND THE TRUTH! YOU HATE IOWANS. ADMIT IT!!!!! I SWEAR TO JESUS IF I EVER...


Yeah, mostly. I haven't had the greatest experiences in your state.

But don't get me started about Nebraska.

Yeah FUCK Omaha


Ehh, Omaha has this sweet highway setup on the north side. Bypass lanes for people going across town...I liked it, anyway.

Don't lie, you only like Omaha because they make the best beef. You know, because, hamburgers.


Dang it, you caught me.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 07:51 AM






HEY ASSHOLE, WHY DON'T YOU STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND THE TRUTH! YOU HATE IOWANS. ADMIT IT!!!!! I SWEAR TO JESUS IF I EVER...


Yeah, mostly. I haven't had the greatest experiences in your state.

But don't get me started about Nebraska.

Yeah FUCK Omaha


Ehh, Omaha has this sweet highway setup on the north side. Bypass lanes for people going across town...I liked it, anyway.

Don't lie, you only like Omaha because they make the best beef. You know, because, hamburgers.


Dang it, you caught me.

robble robble

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:00 AM







HEY ASSHOLE, WHY DON'T YOU STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND THE TRUTH! YOU HATE IOWANS. ADMIT IT!!!!! I SWEAR TO JESUS IF I EVER...


Yeah, mostly. I haven't had the greatest experiences in your state.

But don't get me started about Nebraska.

Yeah FUCK Omaha


Ehh, Omaha has this sweet highway setup on the north side. Bypass lanes for people going across town...I liked it, anyway.

Don't lie, you only like Omaha because they make the best beef. You know, because, hamburgers.


Dang it, you caught me.

robble robble


I love how McDonald's stole the sound I make when I eat hamburgers. I tried suing them once...they gave me a hamburger and I got distracted...

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:14 AM








HEY ASSHOLE, WHY DON'T YOU STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND THE TRUTH! YOU HATE IOWANS. ADMIT IT!!!!! I SWEAR TO JESUS IF I EVER...


Yeah, mostly. I haven't had the greatest experiences in your state.

But don't get me started about Nebraska.

Yeah FUCK Omaha


Ehh, Omaha has this sweet highway setup on the north side. Bypass lanes for people going across town...I liked it, anyway.

Don't lie, you only like Omaha because they make the best beef. You know, because, hamburgers.


Dang it, you caught me.

robble robble


I love how McDonald's stole the sound I make when I eat hamburgers. I tried suing them once...they gave me a hamburger and I got distracted...

I think I see a resemblance.
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#45 hansman1982

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:36 AM

Modeling has always been my #1 love...

(just don't tell the hamburgers)




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