For the Opening Series of the year, how could I not use the "it" girl of the offseason for the Cubs? She was everywhere, winning everything, and looking swell in the process. It's Jennifer Lawrence. May her victories rub off on the Cubs.
For the Pirates, I haven't really swayed from what I always do (but this is part of the reason why the She-View is on the Message Board now - eventually, you'll be able to offer up your own, better ideas, since I'm running dry), which is a good-looking pirate lady. Swash = buckled.
Seems like an easy choice, but Opening Day is supposed to be that way (and, to the extent you choose to comment or post pictures, remember: this is still a safe-for-work-only site - keep it clean and respectful) ...