The Wife heads out of town today for a conference over the next few days, so it’s Dad O’Clock. The Samardzija/Hammel trade timing could have been a lot worse, then, if it had come, say, this afternoon.
“Hey everyone, the Cubs traded a couple pitchers today for some guys and I think it was a big deal but I’ve got to get lunch for the kids and let go of your sister’s hair and Addison Russell is elite no you cannot watch Blue’s Clues on daddy’s computer the impact on the starting pitcher rental market is why are you taking off your diaper NO DON’T DO THAT OH GOD IT’S EVERYWHERE!”
You're getting close to locking me down for 30 straight hours, & granting a child's wish: http://t.co/MrSSg9wRqK pic.twitter.com/dA75TRjypB
— Brett Taylor (@BleacherNation) July 6, 2014