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Series She-View: Rangers v. Cubs, April 16 - April 18


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#31 SirCub

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 03:13 PM

 

Joe, are we supposed to know who they are?

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Unless it's a troll, in which case +10000000.



#32 Katie

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 03:27 PM

Oh dear. This is where Joe goes berserk.

Please someone post the gif of Cameron screaming in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. My phone won't do it.
Peg: Oh Al! Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far.

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 03:33 PM

This is not it:

 

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#34 Cubbie Blues

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 03:46 PM

 

Joe, are we supposed to know who they are?

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

That doesn't answer my question. They are both relatively attractive though.


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#35 Katie

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 03:50 PM

This is not it:
 
kid-screaming-o.gif


That will do
Peg: Oh Al! Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far.

#36 hansman1982

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 03:51 PM

 

 

Joe, are we supposed to know who they are?

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

That doesn't answer my question. They are both relatively attractive though.

 

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!^Infinity



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Posted 16 April 2013 - 03:54 PM

 

 

 

Joe, are we supposed to know who they are?

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

That doesn't answer my question. They are both relatively attractive though.

 

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!^Infinity

 

I dont do math.


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#38 hansman1982

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 05:05 PM

 

 

 

 

Joe, are we supposed to know who they are?

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

That doesn't answer my question. They are both relatively attractive though.

 

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!^Infinity

 

I dont do math.

 

Just plug that into Excel or your fancy dancy engineering software.  Careful, the result is triangular.



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Posted 17 April 2013 - 07:28 AM

 

I'm with the Mighty Bear....so far Brett is slacking in his she-views on the year...he has given us the worse end of the stick the last two or three and then he gives us Dick Tidrow v. Chuck Norris which not only is unwinnable but also against the precepts of the she-view itself.  Sigh...

 

You guys are free to do one. You can take the next one.

 

 I accept...you sir, shall not be disappointed.  Do you want me to just send you the write up so that the formatting is correct etc. or just begin the post on the message board in the same area as the others?  Deadline for completion so that you can link it to the Series Preview?


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#40 Luke

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 08:27 PM

 

 

 

Joe, are we supposed to know who they are?

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

That doesn't answer my question. They are both relatively attractive though.

 

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!^Infinity

 

 

Not kidding.

 

Dead serious.

 

Who?



#41 FFP

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 09:27 PM

Let's do hints like in Phil's threads.
Luke,
The first, born in Louisville, Kentucky (recently); has won an Oscar as Best Actress; and was described by director Jodie Foster as "ballsy", "a spritely tomboy", "a hoot" and "a gem with a killer stare."

The second, born in Camarillo, California; has co-starred in several popular sitcoms including the current number one broadcast sitcom, although not named to most powerful people lists (like our Oscar winner above) she often appears on most sexy lists; most significantly William Shatner claims her as his daughter in Priceline copy.

If only Bill James covered this kind of talent.
(If only I knew baseball past as well as Spriggs or baseball future as well as you--instead of this stuff.)

#42 hansman1982

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 09:41 PM

 

 

 

 

Joe, are we supposed to know who they are?

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

That doesn't answer my question. They are both relatively attractive though.

 

 

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!^Infinity

 

 

Not kidding.

 

Dead serious.

 

Who?

 

 

MOTHERLOVINGMOTHERTRUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ich werde Sie hinter die sie sehen und fahren Sie schlagen mit meinem kleinen Finger Zehen.  Du verstehst das nicht! Ich coulda hatte Klasse. Ich coulda ein Kämpfer gewesen. Ich hätte jemanden habe, statt ein Penner, die das, was ich bin.  Eine Volkszählung einmal versucht, mich zu testen. Ich aß seine Leber mit ein paar Fava Bohnen und eine schöne Chianti.  Badges? Wir haben nicht keine Abzeichen! Wir brauchen keine Abzeichen! Ich habe nicht zu zeigen Sie stinkenden Abzeichen!

 

Du musst fragen Sie sich eine Frage: "Muss ich mich glücklich?" Nun, ya, punk?  Wenn Sie denken, Sie haben das Glück, dann Glück wird dir folgen. Denn es sind die Absichten der Herzen, dass Gott zu beantworten und das Glück ist nur das, was er kann. Komm, sieh mich an! Kein Plan, kein Backup, keine Waffen Pfifferling wert, oh, und etwas, was ich nicht haben: nichts zu verlieren! Also, wenn Sie sitzen da oben in Ihrem dumme kleine Raumschiffe mit all Ihren albernen kleinen Waffen, und du hast keine Pläne auf dem Nehmen des Pandorica heute Abend, nur daran erinnern, wer im Weg stehen! Denken Sie daran, jeder schwarze Tag, den ich je hörte man, und dann, und dann * *, die intelligente Sache zu tun!

 

Ich bin ein berliner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



#43 Luke

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:00 PM

If I wasn't lost before, Google Translate just fixed that.  

 

I'll see you after the hit and go with my pinky toes. You do not understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I would have someone take a bum, which is what I am. A census once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Badges? We is not got no badges! We need no badges! I do not have to show you stinking badges!

 
You have to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky? "Well, ya, punk? If you think you are lucky, then happiness will follow. For it is the intentions of the heart that God to answer and happiness is only what he can. Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth damn, oh, and something I do not have: nothing to lose! So if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who stand in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you and then, and then **, the smart thing to do!

 



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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:15 PM

 

If I wasn't lost before, Google Translate just fixed that.  

 

I'll see you after the hit and go with my pinky toes. You do not understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I would have someone take a bum, which is what I am. A census once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Badges? We is not got no badges! We need no badges! I do not have to show you stinking badges!

 
You have to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky? "Well, ya, punk? If you think you are lucky, then happiness will follow. For it is the intentions of the heart that God to answer and happiness is only what he can. Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth damn, oh, and something I do not have: nothing to lose! So if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who stand in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you and then, and then **, the smart thing to do!

 

 

 

Well...live by the google movie quote search and google translate, die by the google translate...



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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:25 PM

Luke,

 

You do more than enough for us around here to not be treated w/ such disrespect.

 

The first one is apparently Hansman's favorite actress, Jennifer Lawrence.

 

The second one is Kaley Cuoco from the Big Bang Theory.


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