You do more than enough for us around here to not be treated w/ such disrespect.
The first one is apparently Hansman's favorite actress, Jennifer Lawrence.
The second one is Kaley Cuoco from the Big Bang Theory.
I wasn't going to enlighten simply out of principle. Jen, apparently, has the actual personality (along with fantabulous looks) of what seems like a cool nerdy kid and Kaley plays Penny, who is going to marry a super-nerd and who is super-hot (like, surface of Eta Carinae hot). Combine all of that together and you have, perhaps, the greatest woman, EVAH.