If you like those, you should see my nicely colored unshaved back.
InternetRandom, you have some very nicely colored unshaved arms my friend. If you looking for something to shake it up, may I suggest going with the "Theriot Holiday Package" It comes with a bottle of bronzer and a razor.
EDIT: And by "nicely colored" I mean "pasty, Irish white". Punctuated, of course, by an ample amount of black, wiry hairs.