I had a total ‘Inception’ night last night, where I literally dreamt that I was talking to The Wife about a dream I had within another dream. As in, I had the first dream, “woke up,” started to talk to The Wife about the dream, “woke up” again, and started to talk to The Wife about the original dream. But even that conversation was in a dream! The original was a really lame dream, by the way. Some slimy dude was hitting on The Wife, and then subsequent layers of dreams within dreams made it unclear if it had actually happened, and all of the conversations were about the previous dream level and whether the incident had actually happened.
And now I’ve just put you all to sleep. Better talk about Kris Bryant …