If I drive all the way up to see him in a week and all he has for me is Bud freakin' Light, I am going to be pissed.
You will get Natty Ice and you will like it.
Wait, you're coming to Des Moines?
No, I'm going to the Bay area.
Tease. Des Moines is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better than there.
The worst part is going to be the drive back to Indiana.
You're driving? Ewwwwww
Flying out and driving back. And yes, ewwwwww. At least I get to go paddle boating with Thomas.