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#1 Cubbie Blues

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 07:17 AM

Funniest. Poem. EVER.

 

The Anti-Semitic Urine Collector and other Fables.

 

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Ryan Braun starts off his new children’s book series with the charming tale of the Anti-Semitic Urine Collector.

 

‘Twas the night before Purim
And all through the land
Not a toilet was flushing
Not a plunger in hand

Because out on the sidewalk
In the midst of patrol
Was a weird anti-Semite
Who had but one goal

 

 

 


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Posted 22 August 2013 - 07:40 AM

Hilarious!



#3 Cubbie Blues

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 08:59 AM

I didn't even know he was Jewish until all of this started coming out.


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Posted 22 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

I didn't even know he was Jewish until all of this started coming out.

 

 

I recall yelling out the windows and calling him the "JEW-CER" late at night after the news broke.


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Posted 23 August 2013 - 01:12 AM

I only knew because they referred to him as he Hebrew Hammer.



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Posted 24 August 2013 - 06:28 PM

I only knew because they referred to him as he Hebrew Hammer.

 

Pretty sure that nickname is taken by Hank Greenberg.  Braun isn't worthy of it.



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Posted 24 August 2013 - 06:35 PM

Hell, Shawn Green before Braun



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Posted 29 August 2013 - 07:58 AM

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