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#1 mountsalami

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:46 AM

http://www.chicagono...3/08/cubs-choo/

 

 

 

Convenient that these reports of the Cubs interest in Choo have come out near the end of another total failure of a season on the field.

Despite the fact the season is still under way, and if there could be any direct reports linked to the Cubs, they would likely get nailed with tampering charges, the slurpers are already falling all over themselves, patting each other on the back with how they have been right all along about this rebuilding process completely ignoring that signing Choo would be the exact same type of signing they have whined and cried against the last two years. The major league team is worse than it was two years ago and no closer to being competitive than they were the last two seasons when the slurpers stood on their soap boxes claiming that spending money was dumb.

Typical hypocrisy.

And this report about Choo is no different than the reports of the Cubs interest in Fielder, Pujols, Sanchez, Darvish or numerous other top FA's the last few years that the Cubs never signed.

But some people are completely satisfied that the Cubs are trying as hard as possible as long as a couple reporters write an article about how much the Cubs are trying while reality has a AAA team playing for top dollar ticket prices on the field.



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Posted 25 August 2013 - 11:11 AM

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:20 PM

Well, it would be sort of weird if the reports of interest in Choo were surfacing in April wouldn't it?



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Posted 25 August 2013 - 07:45 PM

Not saying I disagree or agree with your post but, I feel the need to point out that this phrase is a part of the blog post you've linked to.

 

"He gets on base a lot, predominantly with the HBP but he also draws his fair share of walks."

 

I quit reading after that.  



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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:10 PM

I quit reading after that. 

 

 

 

Can't say I blame you for that. The guy that wrote the blog is an idiot.



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Posted 25 August 2013 - 09:02 PM

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]


#7 Spencer

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 09:14 PM

What do you guys think Sir Mix-A-Lot does nowadays?



#8 Spencer

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 09:14 PM

I think he just chills in his mansion collecting royalties from his one hit wonder.



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Posted 25 August 2013 - 09:15 PM

but that was such a great song.



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Posted 25 August 2013 - 09:17 PM

Hopefully the Sir didn't MC Hammer all his money away and still has the rights to that song.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 10:26 PM

http://www.chicagono...3/08/cubs-choo/

 

 

 

Convenient that these reports of the Cubs interest in Choo have come out near the end of another total failure of a season on the field.

Despite the fact the season is still under way, and if there could be any direct reports linked to the Cubs, they would likely get nailed with tampering charges, the slurpers are already falling all over themselves, patting each other on the back with how they have been right all along about this rebuilding process completely ignoring that signing Choo would be the exact same type of signing they have whined and cried against the last two years. The major league team is worse than it was two years ago and no closer to being competitive than they were the last two seasons when the slurpers stood on their soap boxes claiming that spending money was dumb.

Typical hypocrisy.

And this report about Choo is no different than the reports of the Cubs interest in Fielder, Pujols, Sanchez, Darvish or numerous other top FA's the last few years that the Cubs never signed.

But some people are completely satisfied that the Cubs are trying as hard as possible as long as a couple reporters write an article about how much the Cubs are trying while reality has a AAA team playing for top dollar ticket prices on the field.

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The voice I hear in my head when reading Salamie's stuff.


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Posted 25 August 2013 - 10:40 PM

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 10:47 PM

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#14 Cubbie Blues

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:02 AM

What the heck is a slurper anyway? And, who the are you actually talking about?


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Posted 26 August 2013 - 06:36 AM

Now I gotta go to 7-11.






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