17 replies to this topic

[MichiganGoat]

So I tweeted that years 7-10 included a Power Scooter to get him to the batter box.

So let's have some fun and project what special clauses Alberta has in his new 250M deal.

[Brett]

If he hasn't developed a neck by the fourth year, the Angels are required to "provide a $37,000 neck-creation surgery allowance."

[MichiganGoat]

After year five the Angels must inform the Vatican that he has achieved sainthood or else the plagues of Egypt will come to LA.

[Sweet James Jones]

Year 9, he will be sent to an assisted living home, since we all know Pujol's real age is actually 62.

[MichiganGoat]

My sources tell me that both Miami and Anaheim will add assisted living apartments at the ballpark.

[Robbo]

An Disney character must be created and royalties paid to Pujols...."Albert the no-neck robot"

[Sweet James Jones]

If I ever see you guys in person. Dont get me started on his kids. You want bad humor. I got bad humor.

[Kansas Cubs Fan]

bring the bad humor.

After year three if the team has not won world series Pujols get controlling interest in team and free taco bell for life.

[Katie]

Trainer staff will now include a manscaper and dome shiner.

[Cubbie Blues]

Years 7-9 he gets to play 1st base on the bag with nobody on (well I guess that will be his range anyways).

[Hawkeye]

The Angels will be required to "mow" the Arch into the outfield so as to make Albert feel at home.

[Cubbie Blues]

Just a quick question? Will everyones co-pay now go up on doctor visits?

[TWC]

Trainer staff will now include a manscaper and dome shiner.

Think they're accepting applications?

[hansman1982]

Year 10 has a provision that the State of Califonia can buyout his contract for him to become governor to replace the next aging star turned governor.

[Katie]

Trainer staff will now include a manscaper and dome shiner.

Think they're accepting applications?

I think you'd be great at waxing his back. Dream big and go for it!