My college roommate wrote this, and it got picked up by deadspin. I'm surprised nobody did this after the Trout deal got vetoed
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Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:56 AM
A. The brief is badly written.
B. It cites freakin' Bleacher Report and ESPN as authorities.
I rule that everyone using their real name as a team name in that league be immediately removed and subjected to forced creativity training. One hundred hours watching Sesame Street should do it.
I further rule that the authors of the brief be forced to watch Skip Bayless until their brains finish melting. Twenty minutes should do it.
I would rule that they be forced to spend an equal time clicking through Bleacher Report's ad encumbered slide shows, but that would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment.
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