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In Honor of Mike Hunt


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#1 MichiganGoat

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 01:35 PM

So we all need humor and with the recent frustration of certain unamused posters, I thought we all need to reach into our inner Simpsons and post or favorite unfortunate name. In honor of Mike Hunt being irritated. Let's have them.

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 01:45 PM

A friend's father went to school with a James Naseum. True story? Pulling my leg? I couldn't tell. I was eight when he told me.

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 01:50 PM

Back in college I delivered pizza. One of my regular customers was Sandy Beaver.

Also had an "Aicee Veiner" (say it out loud) one time, but that was a friend of mine who was bored and wanted pizza.

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 03:50 PM

I used to work at a pet catalogue call center, and, when customers called, we got their info on our screen, and we were supposed to say, "Hello mister so and so, what can I do for you today?"

I got a call from "Heather Loser." I said, "hello Mrs..... loser, what can I do for you today?"

She takes a big breath, and replies annoyedly, "it's pronounced 'low-zay.'"

I laughed.

I mean, seriously. Change your name.

#5 MichiganGoat

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 04:14 PM

I honestly had a teacher Mr. Bender, and yes his first name was Dick. So it completely true to say I was educated by Dick Bender.

There is also a great Ween song called "Mr. Richard Smoker"

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 09:42 PM

My Chinese teacher in high school was the very amazing Professor Richard Gu.

Also, my favorite name ever:

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 06:21 AM

Jack Mehoff seriously though I found this name in our database at work ( i work at a pool and all the members names are in a computer database) and i almost died laughIng
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Posted 12 December 2011 - 07:43 AM

Tokyo Sexwale is my new porn name.

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 08:06 AM

A girl I know is a Nurse for an OBGYN and one of the babies they delivered was named Shithead. She will never be made fun of with that name. Hope she has a good middle name.
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Posted 12 December 2011 - 05:34 PM

A guy I went to HS with had a dad named Richard Stuck.
A girl who played basketball in Iowa in the 70's was named Fonda Dicks.
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Posted 12 December 2011 - 10:35 PM

So I've been hearing these "Mike Hunt" jokes for a while now, and I read this thread yesterday when it was posted, then read through it again this afternoon. And I honestly just got it.




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