Best Calendar presenter: Phil (M.I.A (again)), needs no explanation
Best troll: Hamburger nickname giver dude (now I remember: Morken), It stuck so here it stands
Best One-Sided Trade ideas: Mike, no explanation needed
Best Blow-up of the Year: Cubbie Blues, with Morken
Thank goodness he's still alive award: Spriggs, no explanation needed
Best Grateful Dead Fan: ha, gotcha, nobody is actually a fan
Best spamming to promote a book: Does the winners name even need to be uttered?
Best dicker in the dick: Katie
Best hippie: TWC, winner by default
Best drunken posts: Mitten, doesn't he always post at 3AM?
This is all in fun, please don't get bent out of shape by any of it. However if you do? Go ahead and get bent.