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The Festivus "Airing of Grievances" Thread


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#16 King Jeff

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 05:44 PM

I no longer have any problems with King Jeff

You had problems with me? State your grievance young sir.

#17 Katie

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 05:52 PM

Awww! Where did you find that picture? It was just till I got through college!
Peg: Oh Al! Did you miss me?
Al: With every bullet, so far.

#18 TWC

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 06:03 PM

Awww! Where did you find that picture? It was just till I got through college!

Well then I would say that you might have had a pretty good career there, kiddo, had you stuck with it.

#19 Katie

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 06:06 PM

I've been in college a long time.
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Al: With every bullet, so far.

#20 Fishin Phil

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 07:29 PM

Damn, I knew I went to the wrong college.
Please don't feed the psychos.

#21 MichiganGoat

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Posted 21 December 2011 - 07:56 PM

I luv dem hard working pole... I'm mean college... girls

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#22 Brett

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 05:31 AM

During the past year, MG has disappointed me in the following ways:

- Totally inappropriate use of ellipses.

- Pimps his Twitter to excess.

- Drinks to excess.

- Dances salaciously in a BN thong.

#23 Fishin Phil

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 06:41 AM

Grievances with Brett:
1) Keeps changing his name and picture.
2) Still informative, not nearly as short anymore.
3) Keeps sending Lady Gaga music to my e-mail address.

Grievances with MG:
1) Refuses to wipe his hooves on the matt before entering club house.
2) Does not drink nearly enough.

Grievances with Katie:
1) Refuses to make me a pot pie.
2) Threatened to dick me in the dick.

Grievances with TWC:
1) Keeps tweeting my mom about fishing.
2) Refuses to share his Legos.

More to follow, I'm just getting warmed up.
Please don't feed the psychos.

#24 MichiganGoat

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 07:17 AM

Brett during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
1-made BN so popular that now its impossible to be on the main site
2-slept through the final night of regular season baseball insteading of doing your job
3-Y U No Ban the Posters I Don't Like
4-Forcing us to pay for you to stay up 24hrs for absolutely nothing
5-not supplying me with a monthly beer allowance

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#25 MichiganGoat

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 07:21 AM

Katie during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
1-you never ask anyone out on a date
2-you have not verbally pimp slapped anyone on the main site recently
3-you have not released the rest of your "college" years photos
4-you have not supplied me with a monthly beer allowance

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#26 MichiganGoat

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 07:27 AM

Phil during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
1-you are not nearly as dirty a puppet as you could be
2-You have a professional twitter avatar
3-You want to BBQ goats
4-you refuse to wash your BN bananna hammock and the smell has reached Michigan
5-Y U No use the ellipsis points?

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#27 MichiganGoat

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 07:32 AM

TWC during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
1- you never pass the pipe
2- your genetic experimentation has brought us Walking Octopi
3- you do not get to deal with scraping ice and snow off your car
4- you introduced your brother to my twiter feed and now I get to read about Chipolte every 5 minutes
5- your love for toast has caused me to call the FDA and report the abuse

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#28 Fishin Phil

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 07:33 AM

One more disappointment with Goat.....

Y U No hook me up with your hot cousin the sheep....?


(see what I did there?... dirty... and ellipsis...)
Please don't feed the psychos.

#29 MichiganGoat

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 07:37 AM

BleacherNation during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
1-you are no longer short nor informative
2-you simply report the news that real journalist actually did and then add a few pictures and snarky lawyer speak and call it writing.
3-you crimes have attracted a plethora of assholes
4-I have never received beer from you
5-you do not acknowledge the awesomeness of this Goat and My Superfriends in every single post.

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#30 MichiganGoat

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 07:38 AM

One more disappointment with Goat.....

Y U No hook me up with your hot cousin the sheep....?


(see what I did there?... dirty... and ellipsis...)

Ewe love sheep! Dirty puppet lives.

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