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[Stinky Pete]

Blanket statement:

You guys are stupid and racist because you don't agree with me!

[Fishin Phil]

Grievance with Stinky Pete:

You stinky.

[MichiganGoat]

Theo & Co. during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
1-you didnt sign Pujols to a 300M deal
2-you have not over paid for a single player
3-you never tell me what you are going to do
4-your patience is pissing of stupid fans

[MichiganGoat]

Brett during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
1- taking classic things and making it into a twitter hastag out of it and gain legions of followers

[Brett]

MG, during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:

- Witty rips on me.

[MichiganGoat]

Brett during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:

- you have not started a dating site

[MichiganGoat]

Any/Everyone during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:

-Not sponsoring me to go to Cubs Convention

[MichiganGoat]

FYI those of you on Twitter there are some fun hashtags trending #CubsGrievences #QuadeGrievences

[MichiganGoat]

Oswego Chris during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
-Educating the masses about Crype
-not being on twitter or telling us what your handle is
-not being short with your post

[King Jeff]

Jeff L and Jeffery, during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
-You caused irreparable harm to my good name
-You respond to every post in the exact same way and you respond childishly to those who don't agree with you

Michigan Goat during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
-You have forced me to tweet more than once every three months, something I swore I would never do
-You whore yourself out for twitter fame and rub it in our faces about how much good beer you drink

[MichiganGoat]

King Jeff during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
- allowing the Jeff's to invade BN and confuse everyone
- becoming royalty (I should have thought of this)
- not drinking better beer... For shame

[MichiganGoat]

Die hard, betternews*, and the rest of you pessimistic assclowns that have muddied up the main board during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
-IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY!
-how you make everything more hostile
-you've invaded Ithaca while you await Penelope's decision, spoiler alert you are doomed.

* I've seen improvement in BetterNews

[MichiganGoat]

Stinky Pete during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
-your avatar brings back repressed memories
-you are no Pete but you do stink

[Brett]

Jeff L and Jeffery, during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
-You caused irreparable harm to my good name
-You respond to every post in the exact same way and you respond childishly to those who don't agree with you

Michigan Goat during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
-You have forced me to tweet more than once every three months, something I swore I would never do
-You whore yourself out for twitter fame and rub it in our faces about how much good beer you drink

There's actually another "Jeff," too.

[MichiganGoat]

Jeff L and Jeffery, during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
-You caused irreparable harm to my good name
-You respond to every post in the exact same way and you respond childishly to those who don't agree with you

Michigan Goat during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:
-You have forced me to tweet more than once every three months, something I swore I would never do
-You whore yourself out for twitter fame and rub it in our faces about how much good beer you drink

There's actually another "Jeff," too.

NOOOOOOOOOOO