52 replies to this topic

[Katie]

Brett during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:

- you have not started a dating site

Um, he did. For meeeeeee!

[Dave]

Brett during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:

- you have not started a dating site

Um, he did. For meeeeeee!

One chick and 37 dudes isn't a dating site, its.....wow, I think I'm broken, it seems like I should be able to come up with a punchline for that, but I'm legit stumped.

[MichiganGoat]

I'm in the midst of a Feast of Strength with a Shorts Brewing six pack of Liberator an amazing Double IPA

[Ron]

One more disappointment with Goat.....

Y U No hook me up with your hot cousin the sheep....?

Sheep eh.


(see what I did there?... dirty... and ellipsis...)

[Ron]

Brett during the last year you have dissapointed me in the following ways:

1. Creating a site with unscheduled updates that requires checking all hours of the day (never at night unless we pay you) and continually getting me in trouble when I should be working or watching my kids.

1a. Forcing me to explain to my wife why I keep checking my phone...she never understands.

Grievances with MG,

1. Giving me another reason to spend 2 extra dollars on beer that tastes good when all I want to do is get drunk.

2. By setting the number of posts mark so high that it has ruined the bell curve.

3. Utilizing peer pressure and cyber bullying to get me to create a twitter account.

Grievances with TWC

1. Always posting snarky humorous remarks that are more funny than mine.

2. Also a cyber bully.

3. Making me think it would be a good idea to live tweet decorating a cake.

Grievances with teachers that post on here

1. Damn I should have payed more attention in school.

2. Forcing me to edit this post so I don't look like a complete idiot.

Grievances with Fishin Phil

1. Forcing me to check my phone while getting my kids ready just to try to be the first poster on an article over a two week period this summer that lead to overall poor parenting and sometimes distracted driving before I finally gave up.

[Katie]

Brett during the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways:

- you have not started a dating site

Um, he did. For meeeeeee!

One chick and 37 dudes isn't a dating site, its.....wow, I think I'm broken, it seems like I should be able to come up with a punchline for that, but I'm legit stumped.

It's great odds for me. Well unless all 37 men are like Die Hard and BetterNews.

[Dave]

I thought you liked guys who live in their parents basement?

[Katie]

I thought you liked guys who live in their parents basement?

Yeah, true. That's hot.

Merry Christmas to all my favorite board guys! Mwah!