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#1 Katie

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 12:10 AM

Hope you are all getting to spend it with your sweetheart.

And you don't have to buy flowers and chocolates and all that bullshit. Please grab your lady by the hand, look her in the eyes and tell her you love her and you can't live without her. That means a million times more than a fucking box of chocolates. And it wouldn't kill you to do some laundry and mop the floor too, you shlub.

This has been a public service announcement by Katie. Because I care and shit.
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#2 Brett

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:57 AM

Nicely done.

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 07:08 AM

Oh I'll mop the floor

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 09:34 AM

Well put Katie, and shit.
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Posted 14 February 2012 - 09:56 AM

Just what is a schlub? Am I not a schlub if I normally do the laundry?

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 10:17 AM

To My Dearest Valentine Katie,
Well this information would have been a little more useful, yesterday. I bought you a 24-pack of Schlitz, a can of Ez-Cheez and a BN Banana Hammock but I now see the error of my ways. As I am writing this I am sitting in your future mother-in-laws basement wearing nothing but the EZ-Cheez and drinking the Schlitz. I might get around to fulfilling your suggestion later on today, maybe.

#7 MightyBear

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 10:18 AM

That's the first PSA that move me to tears.

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 10:47 AM

Rather than waking up at 5:30 this morning, I slept in to 7:00, and let my wife make me breakfast. I'm the best husband EVAR.

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 11:36 AM

Well, my Valentine's day has already peaked. I was having some blood drawn and the nurse accidentally (?) brushed her boob against my hand.

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 11:55 AM

Well, my Valentine's day has already peaked. I was having some blood drawn and the nurse accidentally (?) brushed her boob against my hand.

Second base, nice!

#11 Katie

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 12:04 PM

To My Dearest Valentine Katie,
Well this information would have been a little more useful, yesterday. I bought you a 24-pack of Schlitz, a can of Ez-Cheez and a BN Banana Hammock but I now see the error of my ways. As I am writing this I am sitting in your future mother-in-laws basement wearing nothing but the EZ-Cheez and drinking the Schlitz. I might get around to fulfilling your suggestion later on today, maybe.


That's hot.

But, um...I'm not into polygamy, as tempting as the EZ Cheez and Schlitz offer might be.
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#12 Katie

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 12:05 PM

Well, my Valentine's day has already peaked. I was having some blood drawn and the nurse accidentally (?) brushed her boob against my hand.


That was no accident. Did you get her number? Think of the story you can tell your grand kids some day.
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#13 Dave

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 12:16 PM

Didn't get her number, I've learned my lesson when it comes to dating nurses.

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 02:02 PM

Didn't get her number, I've learned my lesson when it comes to dating nurses.

Too many catheter "accidents"?

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 03:40 PM

^ Win

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