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#1 SirCub

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 04:47 PM

When your GM understands that walk rate isn’t something you measure on a treadmill.

#2 SirCub

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 04:47 PM

So, I was inspired by Brett’s article title earlier today, and thought it could be fun to poke some Jeff Foxworthy-esque fun at the recent change in clubhouse culture. Whatcha got?

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 06:50 PM

... when your GM is asked about FIP and he says his favorite is french onion.

#4 BlueHorizons

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 09:03 PM

When you have start having faith that your team is in good hands and moving things in the right direction

#5 MichiganGoat

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 09:11 PM

When batting average is figured as H/AB

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#6 FFP

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 03:15 AM

...when last year's sports headlines are not mistaken as scouting reports and projections of future performance.

#7 Cubbie Blues

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 07:31 AM

When the cougars aren't the only things getting a face lift.

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#8 SirCub

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 08:07 AM

... when you see the members of the front office in your dreams (swoon), instead of plaguing your nightmares.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:40 AM

When we traded Marshall and I didn't blow a gasket.
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Al: With every bullet, so far.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:42 AM

... when dudes with long hair and questionable facial hair crack the starting rotation.


What?

#11 cys_av8r

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:56 AM

....when its voice starts to crack and it gets armpit hair.

#12 Brett

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:05 PM

....when its voice starts to crack and it gets armpit hair.

Tee hee.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:10 PM

When its owner is a key note speaker for the newest technology in business.

"We won a game yesterday. If we win one today, that’s two in a row. We win one tomorrow, that’s called a winning streak. It HAS happened before." - Lou Brown


#14 King Jeff

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:03 PM

When you get a manager that doesn't look like a weeble in his uniform.




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