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Nicknames for Struggling Cubs Players


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#1 BlueHorizons

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:07 AM

Over the years, I've had some "choice" names for some of the Cubs players that I use when they are not producing like I am expecting. I saw in today's GAME thread GratefulEd mentioning "Dumpster", which triggered the posting of this topic. Dumpster is an obvious nickname, and one that I have used frequently (but hopefully won't need to use much in the future).

What nicknames do you use?

Here are some that I've used in the past and come to mind...
Dumpster .... Ryan Dempster
LaTrine .... LaTroy Hawkins
DohWitt ... Blake DeWitt
Arrrghsma .... Dave Aardsma
Jason Bury .... Jason Bere
Matt InClement ... Matt Clement
Scott Error ... Scott Eyre
Fartsworth ... Kyle Farnsworth
FontOhNo ... Mike Fontenot
Michael Worst ... Michael Wuertz

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:43 PM

I replaced the "H" in Todd Huntley with a different letter if you know what I'm sayin'

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:49 PM

Carlos "I fucking suck and should never pitch again" Marble

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:12 PM

Marmol: Giant-screw-up-shit-for-brains-fuck-tard.

Too long?

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 02:26 PM

This...

Piece of festering shit...... Carlos Marmol

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:03 PM

I replaced the "H" in Todd Huntley with a different letter if you know what I'm sayin'

I don't get it. I need a visual aid. Can you spell it out?

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:07 PM

Carlos

Carlos "I fucking suck and should never pitch again" Marble

Is Marble the nickname?

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 05:52 PM

Carlos


Carlos "I fucking suck and should never pitch again" Marble

Is Marble the nickname?

Haha wow I didn't even notice I spelled marble. Probably a typo is my post game rage.




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