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TOP TEN PEOPLE BETTER SUITED TO CLOSE FOR THE CUBS OTHER THAN CARLOS MARMOL


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#1 Oswego Chris

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 09:41 AM

10. Former Cub closer Dave Smith...he sucked in his late thirties maybe he will be better in his sixties?

9. Former Cub close Rod Beck...yes, I know he is dead.

8. Former Cub closer LaTro....nah.

7. Paul Ruebens (AKA Pee Wee Herman)

6. Kenny F$%king Powers!

5. Kevin Costner...."For the Love of the Game" was on HBO the other night...he throws pretty well!

4. Left-Handed Kerry Wood

3. A hologram of Bruce Sutter

2. Elton John

1. Tatum O'Neal...can only assume that she still has the same stuff she did as Amanda Wurlitzer in the original(and only) "Bad News Bears"

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 09:45 AM

8. Former Cub closer LaTro....nah.

I still hate him. Far, far more than Marmol.

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 09:52 AM

Mitch Williams doesn't look like he's gotten too fat. Maybe we can bring him in to show Marmol where is mechanics have gone wrong and teach him control.

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#4 Spencer

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:25 AM

Was there a closer in "A league of their own"?

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:27 AM

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:42 AM

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Mariano Rivera could probably pitch better than marmol from a wheelchair
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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:44 AM

the old guy with a prosthetic leg in my softball league

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:44 PM

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 05:56 PM

Was there a closer in "A league of their own"?

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:10 AM

Mitch Williams doesn't look like he's gotten too fat. Maybe we can bring him in to show Marmol where is mechanics have gone wrong and teach him control.


Perhaps one fo the funniest things I've ever read.

I'd like to nominate my good fried Peanut as a possibility:


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#11 Ronzi2

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:13 PM

Mitch Williams doesn't look like he's gotten too fat. Maybe we can bring him in to show Marmol where is mechanics have gone wrong and teach him control.


Actually Wild Thing and mechanics don't even belong in a pitching discussion.
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