I… uh… Have you ever been so… Uhm, the first time that I ate a …
Ok, so, do you want to hear a grown man say “weiner” 6 times in 18 seconds, before watching a weiner dog embarrass a lot of people in a row? Then boy oh boy, do I have the minor league video for you:
In case you missed that, the El Paso Chihuahuas (San Diego Padres Affiliate) held a promotional contest for the “World’s Fastest Weiner Dog” (kinda-sorta chihuahua). After #2 won the race, he took his good, sweet time enjoying his victory lap. Good for you, little guy.
You run those bases, dawg.