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KOYIE HILL IS JASON FROM FRIDAY THE 13TH


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#1 Oswego Chris

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 06:13 PM

You just can't kill him. Every time you think he's dead, every time you have hacked off his head, he comes back. Somebody must have dug up his corpse(just to make sure he was dead), stuck a metal rod in his chest and then it got struck by lightning. This was the way Jason came back in FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 6: JASON LIVES!...after they lied to us in PART 4 THE "FINAL" CHAPTER or PART 5 A NEW BEGINNING. Yes, Koyie will be taking Manhattan soon.....just consider:

-HE IS A CAREER .211 HITTER
-HAS A WHOPPING .573 CAREER OPS
-A GENEROUS 72% OF RUNNERS STEAL SAFELY AGAINST HIM
- 8 HOMERS OVER 8 SEASONS!

Please make it stop...

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 07:07 PM

Koyie Hill is awesome. He will lead the Cubs to the promise land.

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 07:30 PM

You just can't kill him. Every time you think he's dead, every time you have hacked off his head, he comes back. Somebody must have dug up his corpse(just to make sure he was dead), stuck a metal rod in his chest and then it got struck by lightning. This was the way Jason came back in FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 6: JASON LIVES!...after they lied to us in PART 4 THE "FINAL" CHAPTER or PART 5 A NEW BEGINNING. Yes, Koyie will be taking Manhattan soon.....just consider:

-HE IS A CAREER .211 HITTER
-HAS A WHOPPING .573 CAREER OPS
-A GENEROUS 72% OF RUNNERS STEAL SAFELY AGAINST HIM
- 8 HOMERS OVER 8 SEASONS!

Please make it stop...



Excuse me if I regurgitate,why not get Paul Bako or Harry Chiti or Cal Niemann or Moe Thacker ? While a few of these guys may be dead they would put up the same numbers as Hill,zilch,nada and zippo. What the F$@)&% is wrong with the brainiacs on this team ?

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 08:29 PM

LET bARNEY CATCH

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 09:16 PM

An article on a sabremetrics site (I forget which one) rated catchers on their ability to frame pitches and get extra strikes for their pitcher. Jose Molina was far and away the best---way above everyone else. Soto was above average. Hill was below average.

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 03:31 AM

This is the straw that has broken the last of my spirit. I will continue to watch this season, but only out of morbid curiosity. Koyie Hill is indeed proof that God hates the Cubs.
Please don't feed the psychos.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 12:38 PM

Excuse me if I regurgitate,why not get Paul Bako or Harry Chiti or Cal Niemann or Moe Thacker ? While a few of these guys may be dead they would put up the same numbers as Hill,zilch,nada and zippo. What the F$@)&% is wrong with the brainiacs on this team ?


Koyie Hill is a Harry Chiti

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 01:05 PM

This is the straw that has broken the last of my spirit. I will continue to watch this season, but only out of morbid curiosity. Koyie Hill is indeed proof that God hates the Cubs.

*sigh*

But, yeah. That and the Sox sweep took the wind out of my sails.

'Course, being a Cubs fan, that means I'll forget about all that by first pitch tonight, but until then there's NO WAY I'm going to watch any more baseball for a while.

#9 Dave H

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:02 PM

Is Hank White available?

or...

JODY...... JODY......JODY!

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 08:23 PM

I'd still take him over Todd Huntley




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