I've kidnapped Phil and I'm holding him hostage. My demands are Dick Tidrow's mustache, Hansman's XXL grill, and for Javier Baez to learn plate discipline.
I don't want to know why you have a puppet.
when I was in second grade I wanted to be a ventriloquist. that didn't work out well I pulled it out because I'm going to sell it on ebay with other crushed hopes and dreams of my childhood like my keyboard.
That is by far the creepiest thing I've seen on the Message Boards yet. And that's saying something with Cheeseburger Joe around.
Yeah, this might scare me away for awhile.