Now bear with me here...one thing that really, really bothers me about umpires is when they do their signature emphatic calls for strike three...you know when they "punch guys out"...I don't think they should be able to do that unless they are just as emphatic when they make their ball four calls...because you can't tell me that when they get a chance to do those "punch-outs" their isn't just a little bit of attention grabbing that flashes through their minds....
do I just say "nope, take your base"? or do I do some type of half karate-like grunt/chop type thing and yell?
Proposal: New umpire walk signal:
Repeated pelvic thrusts in the direction of first base whilst staring back at the pitcher