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Member Since 31 Jan 2012
Offline Last Active Mar 12 2013 04:33 PM

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In Topic: Controversial - But Totally OK - Decision Forthcoming (Series She-View)

12 March 2013 - 11:18 AM

This was a particular decision about the She-View, which became a much easier decision because of this Message Board plan. So, that was also a part of the motivation.

Anything else you want to tell us Ace?

I meant the moving the She-View thing.

Uh-huh. Sure...

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SHE-VIEW! Son, we live in a world that has women. And those women have to be paraded when they are scantilly clad. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Morken? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for "your image" and you curse the She-View. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that the She-View's existance on the main page, while middle-school-ish, probably saves lives. And it's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the She-View. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want it on that front page. You need it on the front page.

We use words like bikini's, red-heads, brunettes...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain the She-View to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very oogling the She-View provides, then questions the manner in which I oogle it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a SI Swimsuit Edition and create a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're gonna do with the She-View!

I strenuously object to this post. :P

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