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#37441 Women in Baseball?

Posted by Spencer on 18 March 2013 - 09:24 PM

Most posts (so far) is Cubbie Blues' Puzzle Story about the one armed albatross (two eighty something)

One-armed albatross. Larf.


#37258 The GIFs Thread

Posted by Spencer on 15 March 2013 - 12:35 AM

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#37257 The GIFs Thread

Posted by Spencer on 15 March 2013 - 12:23 AM

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#37248 The GIFs Thread

Posted by Spencer on 14 March 2013 - 09:57 PM

Geez, way to hijack the message boards. Attention whores.

hows the pope?

#36798 Women in Baseball?

Posted by Spencer on 07 March 2013 - 09:52 AM

Hansman, I think you were wise to give it up. Obviously, neither you nor anyone else could best a "smart motherfucker" like Morken in any type of debate or discussion. Indeed, I don't know any better indicator of someone's intelligence than when that person constantly berates others with a constant stream of insults or curse words. Whenever I see someone call another person "fat burger", the first thought that leaps to my mind is, "Gee whiz, I need to stay clear of that guy. He must be a smart motherfucker!!"

Even if Morken wasn't such a smart motherfucker, he wouldn't give up this debate anyway. You see, Morken is incredibly insecure. He has to make sure he's the center of attention, and he has to push everyone else away from him because he's been alone his entire life. It must go back to his childhood. Morken would bring back assignments from school where he earned a B, but his brother Johnny would bring home A's. Johnny's assignments would go on the fridge, and Morken's parents would ignore his piddling B's, even though he's a smart motherfucker.

He would tell his parents, "Mommy, Daddy! I'm a smart motherfucker!!!" But still, they wouldn't listen. He brought them nothing but shame. Everything Morken did wasn't good enough for his parents. Maybe one day his parents finally had enough, and took Johnny and moved away from Morken. Morken, their child who did nothing but shame them. But this is all speculation. Morken may not have a brother Johnny. Maybe Morken doesn't even have parents. Maybe he was born and began growing up, and after they saw the type of person that they brought into this world they couldn't take it anymore. For Morken, while surely a smart motherfucker, was also an asshole to everyone he met. Maybe his parents killed themselves out of misery. Maybe Morken had to become a smart motherfucker all on his own.

Whatever the case may be, Morken will not quit. His insecurities prevent him from giving up. He cries for the center of attention; something that he so desperately sought and was denied as a child. He will press on; smart motherfuckers know not to quit. What's more, I can't tell if Morken is a 15 year old teenager who is discovering the wide world of the internet, and is getting his jollies by showing off how much of a smart motherfucker he is, or if he is a middle aged man who sits on his computer in a dark, dank, room each and every day and waits to pounce on people he deems do not share the smart motherfucker gene that he possesses. I do not know which scenario is worse. I do know, however, that in both scenarios he is friendless and completely alone.

So Morken, you smart motherfucker you, press on. Continue his raucous debate if it pleases you. Boot up your computer, turn the lights down in your room, have a wank, and then keep trying to gain everyone's approval with your smart motherfucker ways.

#36604 I love BN.

Posted by Spencer on 28 February 2013 - 06:28 PM


The only place on the internetz where you can discuss moral code, homosexuality and other deep issues with noone going off the deep end. But discussions about the Cubs and women in baseball explode into hate filled walls of text.

...ya pussylicious cunt-wad ball vagina twaters!

What a passive-aggressive snitch.

Here's what you really said:

"Morken is saying bad words in a thread(pause for hyperventilation). Moderators, please keep an eye on him. He's really combative(pause for a bite of your 7th hamburger of the day). I think he shouldn't be allowed in our club."


Don't worry Morken, I'll be sure to not be passive aggressive with you.

In fact, I'll be sure to mention you in everything I post so you'll always feel like the center of attention. You're obviously a very insecure person. Maybe you're a middle child.

Better yet, maybe you're the first child of two, and after your parents had the second kid they discovered that they just didn't like you as much any more. Maybe they stopped paying attention to you because your newest sibling wasn't a twat.

Or maybe your parents never loved you at all. That seems the most likely.

Whatever the case may be, don't fret: all eyeballs are back on you.

#36589 Women in Baseball?

Posted by Spencer on 28 February 2013 - 03:41 PM

So how about Eri Yoshida's knuckleball guys? Pretty impressive that she's already playing in the independent leagues at such a young age against dudes 10+ years older than her.

Dave Sappelt wants to know if she can throw sandwiches to him in between pitches.

#35869 Bryan Salamone Law Firm

Posted by Spencer on 12 February 2013 - 10:44 AM

Plus, that isn't the proper usage of a semicolon.

#35455 Carlos Marmol

Posted by Spencer on 31 January 2013 - 02:16 PM

shipping people off! smh

#33611 When You See It

Posted by Spencer on 27 November 2012 - 07:27 PM

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#32560 First Annual BNFL Winter Meetings

Posted by Spencer on 05 October 2012 - 09:07 AM

What do people think about division realignment? I don't have a strong opinion

Do you mean redistributing the teams in the divisions to break up the stacked Waveland party? Or going with a different format? I wouldn't be against reducing the number of divisions to four. But like you, I don't really have a strong opinion on it.

I was thinking more along the lines of switching to four divisions and having more wildcards available instead of just three. May make it so a 14-8 team isn't seeded lower than a 12-10 team (not like it mattered at all this year since Sam won). But, I don't really care either way and it's not really a pressing concern for me.

#30490 Pirates v. Cubs - August 1, 2012 (TV: WGN)

Posted by Spencer on 01 August 2012 - 02:07 PM

T Wood haters, where ya at today?

#30028 Cardinals v. Cubs - July 27, 2012 (TV: CSN)

Posted by Spencer on 27 July 2012 - 01:40 PM

All this Wood hate...kinda ridiculous.

#28817 In need of some good fantasy football advice

Posted by Spencer on 12 July 2012 - 08:52 AM

Excellent info, thanks everyone. Seems like Fleaflicker is the consensus winner. I'm going to have to check that site out.

Be sure to say mention bleacher nation and me when you sign up, I'd love if they advertised with BN I'm sure they would get a huge response . Enjoy the site.

And then ask them to ask all their followers to follow MG on twitter.

#27198 Mets v. Cubs - June 26, 2012 (TV: WCIU)

Posted by Spencer on 26 June 2012 - 06:20 PM

So, he's not exactly a "water to wine" guy, but Rizzo is an "error to base hit" guy.

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