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Internet Random

Member Since 02 Sep 2011
Offline Last Active Mar 26 2014 03:02 PM
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#19916 Cubs v. Brewers - May 11, 2012 (TV: WGN)

Posted by Internet Random on 11 May 2012 - 11:12 PM

Hit Braun too.

+1

Edit: Heh. Sweet.


#19708 Cubs v. Brewers - May 11, 2012 (TV: WGN)

Posted by Internet Random on 11 May 2012 - 09:36 PM

DeJesus' back must be really sore from carrying the team tonight.

He's DeJesus. His back doesn't get sore. Chuck Norris got nothing on him.


#17707 Cubs v. Reds - May 2, 2012 (TV: WGN)

Posted by Internet Random on 02 May 2012 - 09:37 PM

LaHero

(I win.)


#13307 Brewers v. Cubs - April 10, 2012 (TV: CSN)

Posted by Internet Random on 10 April 2012 - 09:03 PM

The Brewers look like a bunch of pussies with those fucking neck warmers on. Assholes.

My 7 year old son asked me at the beginning of the game what they were so we told him it is cold and it helps them stay warm. He then asked why the cubs weren't wearing them and we replied because they are men.


Son: Why are the Brewers wearing those things on their faces?
Father: Because they don't fit over their vaginas.


#4113 Ideas for a 2012 Bleacher Nation T-Shirt

Posted by Internet Random on 17 November 2011 - 06:19 PM

InternetRandom, you have some very nicely colored unshaved arms my friend. If you looking for something to shake it up, may I suggest going with the "Theriot Holiday Package" It comes with a bottle of bronzer and a razor.

If you like those, you should see my nicely colored unshaved back.

EDIT: And by "nicely colored" I mean "pasty, Irish white". Punctuated, of course, by an ample amount of black, wiry hairs.


#496 Explain Your Avatar

Posted by Internet Random on 02 September 2011 - 07:42 PM

That is a great story Hardtop and a sweet ride. I thought this post would turn into more than just surface stories, each usually tells something about the person. I can't wait to hear other stories.

I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...


#473 Explain Your Avatar

Posted by Internet Random on 02 September 2011 - 03:19 PM

Nice post.

He may have been the worst color man in baseball . . . .


Oh, there's no doubt about that. But he was also the best. That sounds impossible, unless you heard him call games.




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