The Brewers look like a bunch of pussies with those fucking neck warmers on. Assholes.
My 7 year old son asked me at the beginning of the game what they were so we told him it is cold and it helps them stay warm. He then asked why the cubs weren't wearing them and we replied because they are men.
Son: Why are the Brewers wearing those things on their faces? Father: Because they don't fit over their vaginas.
InternetRandom, you have some very nicely colored unshaved arms my friend. If you looking for something to shake it up, may I suggest going with the "Theriot Holiday Package" It comes with a bottle of bronzer and a razor.
If you like those, you should see my nicely colored unshaved back.
EDIT: And by "nicely colored" I mean "pasty, Irish white". Punctuated, of course, by an ample amount of black, wiry hairs.
That is a great story Hardtop and a sweet ride. I thought this post would turn into more than just surface stories, each usually tells something about the person. I can't wait to hear other stories.
I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...