Edit: I would also contemplate getting a BN tatoo and/or I would be "that guy" for you if we talked to Ricketts again.
Edit: I would punch Ronnie "WOO WOO" in the face every time he woo's.
Edit: <insert crazy act here>
Edit: "You needn’t actually talk to me, or even look at me. But you must sit within five rows of me, and you must act like you know me when I wave (which I will do at least once every three innings)." How about this, I will sit
Edit: Ok, fine, you are a shrew negotiator. I will sell you this 1992 Geo Metro, today, right now, immediately, for $250 a month. That's it though. I can't go back to my manager on this one, it's now or never.
Edit: Ok, I will dick you in the dick, if necessary.
Edit: You know what? If I have to dick you in the dick to win the tickets - eat my shorts!
Edit: Ok, I am a sad, pathetic little man and would do anything for a free ticket to Wrigley.
Edit: In a pathetic response to the other candidates offers of free beer - I would be gracious enough to let you buy my beer.
Edit: Ok, I am done being a spaz.