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Oswego Chris

Member Since 11 Sep 2011
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About Me

-Former Cub batboy! (okay, one game....and it was spring training)...I did get to give Dave Kingman a high five on a homer with rest of team...

-in high school, was chosen to go onto Wrigley Field and get to meet Harry and Marla Collins(former ball-girl and Playboy model)

-happily married to high school sweetheart, 3 kids

-high school teacher and coach-

-when I was in high school I moved to California, I immediately met a girl on a beach named Ali. Unfortunately her ex-boyfriend belonged to a karate dojo named Cobra Kai. He mercilessily picked on me and beat me, until I defeated him in the under 18 All-Valley Karate tournament. I would not have been able to achieve this without the assistance of my late dear friend Mr. Miyagi.(who at one time owned a drive-in restaurant known as Arnolds.)

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Member Title Bleacher Bum
Age 44 years old
Birthday October 12, 1968
Gender
Male
Location
Oswego, Illinois
Interests
skinny skiing, going to Bull-fights on acid....seriously: comedy, Cubs, Blackhawks, Bears...politics, music(self-described Beatlologist), HBO (Sopranos, TrueBlood, Game of Thrones...etc) my three beautiful children Kara, Olivia, and Scott