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Oswego Chris

Member Since 11 Sep 2011
Offline Last Active Apr 15 2014 02:45 PM

About Me

-Former Cub batboy! (okay, one game....and it was spring training)...I did get to give Dave Kingman a high five on a homer with rest of team...

-in high school, was chosen to go onto Wrigley Field and get to meet Harry and Marla Collins(former ball-girl and Playboy model)

-happily married to high school sweetheart, 3 kids

-high school teacher and coach-

-when I was in high school I moved to California, I immediately met a girl on a beach named Ali.  Unfortunately her ex-boyfriend belonged to a karate dojo named Cobra Kai.  He mercilessily picked on me and beat me, until I defeated him in the under 18 All-Valley Karate tournament.  I would not have been able to achieve this without the assistance of my late dear friend Mr. Miyagi.(who at one time owned a drive-in restaurant known as Arnolds.)

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  • Member Title Bleacher Hero
  • Age 45 years old
  • Birthday October 12, 1968
  • Gender
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  • Location
    Oswego, Illinois
  • Interests
    skinny skiing, going to Bull-fights on acid....seriously: comedy, Cubs, Blackhawks, Bears...politics, music(self-described Beatlologist), HBO (Sopranos, TrueBlood, Game of Thrones...etc) my three beautiful children Kara, Olivia, and Scott

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