Humorous Take on Alfonso Soriano’s Contract February 17, 2011, by Brett Taylor Cubs Humor The Onion suggests a method for dealing with Alfonso Soriano’s cripplingly large contract. Emphasis on cripple. Thanks to reader Brent for the find. Onion SportsDomeHEAD DOWN TO THE COMMENTS OR SHARE THIS SWELL POST WITH YOUR FRIENDS: Post navigationPrevious PostPrevious post:Allow Your Albert Pujols Fantasies to Run Wild for a Day or TwoNext Post Next post:Positional Players Report, And Other Spring Training Bullets More From Bleacher NationLukewarm Stove: Japanese Ace Could Be Coming, Eovaldi’s Contract, Brewers and Cardinals Plans, MoreRunning Down the Cubs’ Nine Free Agent Decisions – Who Stays? Who Goes?MLBits: Rooting for the Red Sox, Managerial Jobs Filling Up, Two-Way Players, Wainwright, Brewers’ Plans, More“Industry Speculation”: Joe Girardi is Waiting for a Job with the CubsThe Offseason Transition, Hoerner’s Power, Baseball’s Death, and Other BulletsDown Go the Brewers, World Series Match-Up of MLB’s Dreams, Reds New Manager, and Other BulletsMarlins Win the Victor Victor Victor Jr. Prospect Sweepstakes, and a Reminder About Cubs SpendingPre-NLCS-Gamin’: Dodgers at Brewers (7:09 CT) – Lineups, Broadcast Info, Game ThreadLove for Nico, Trolling the Cubs, Funniest Cardinals Take Ever, and Other BulletsManny Machado Lustily Booed in Milwaukee … Kinda Makes Me Want Him More for the CubsAuthor: Brett Taylor Brett Taylor is the Editor and Lead Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation and @Brett_A_Taylor.