Heh: Javy Baez Accidentally Messed Up a DBacks Bathroom Before Messing Up a DBacks Pitch

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Heh: Javy Baez Accidentally Messed Up a DBacks Bathroom Before Messing Up a DBacks Pitch

Chicago Cubs News, Cubs Humor

When Javy Baez destroys a baseball, it is visible to all of us. You know, like he did last night against the Diamondbacks, sending one 420 feet out into the Arizona air, and unleashing a primal scream worthy of a certain 19th century work of art:

What was not visible to us, however, was the destruction Baez wrought on a bathroom near the Cubs dugout after he was deeply frustrated by his first two plate appearances on the night:

https://twitter.com/BigBallerTommy/status/1041890454352977921

YO. That’s some frustration right there.

As Baez told Mooney in an absolutely PERFECT quote: “It wasn’t on purpose. I actually slammed the door and I threw my bat. The bat was broken and I threw it to the wall and it bounced and it hit the mirror. If it was on purpose, that whole sink was going to be gone. It’s all right. It worked. I hit a home run.”

I’m not about gratuitous destruction of property or anything – I’m sure Baez will take care of things on his end – but if it is followed by a massive dinger every time, then I hope no bathroom in the National League is safe for the rest of the year.

(I would like credit for observing a compelling level of restraint in avoiding any obvious mixings of the words “destroy” and “massive” and “bathroom.” Thank you very much for your appreciation of my maturity.)


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Author: Brett Taylor

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