I’m afraid I have something very serious to tell you. In colleges all across the country there is an epidemic. An epidemic of terrifying consequences on the largest scale. An epidemic so gruesome, so grotesque, so … flipping awful that it threatens to tear apart the fabric of American cultural at it’s seams. I can’t even describe it with words; it’s just … too hard to say.
Take a look for yourself:
— TCU Baseball (@TCU_Baseball) May 27, 2016
Bat flips! Bat flips everywhere. And not just bat flips. These kids are walking slowly after crushing a baseball like so few humans on Earth are even capable and then, AND THEN, they have the nerve to actually pretend like they are enjoying their home run?! What has this country come to? Baseball is #NotMySport anymore.
— FOX Sports South (@FOXSportsSouth) May 27, 2016
Are you happy now, Jose Bautista, Bryce Harper and the rest of you baseball ruining, bat flipping, fun-having scoundrels? Look at the example you’ve set for the youth of America and future of the Major Leagues. A tragedy.
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