Although this is technically a commercial for jetBlue, I like to think that it is an accurate depiction of David Ortiz’s weekend.
He’s just hanging out, gets a hankering for some candy, and decides to go seek out some parties to do some piñata smashing:
That is almost as good as a killer bat flip, and it won’t get you thrown at by a big league pitcher. You might just get swatted by some angry parents.