David Ortiz Ruins Childrens' Birthday Parties By Destroying Piñatas

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David Ortiz Ruins Childrens’ Birthday Parties By Destroying Piñatas

Baseball Is Fun

Although this is technically a commercial for jetBlue, I like to think that it is an accurate depiction of David Ortiz’s weekend.

He’s just hanging out, gets a hankering for some candy, and decides to go seek out some parties to do some piñata smashing:

That is almost as good as a killer bat flip, and it won’t get you thrown at by a big league pitcher. You might just get swatted by some angry parents.

Author: Brett Taylor

Brett Taylor is the Editor and Lead Cubs Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation and @Brett_A_Taylor.