Carlos Beltran Has Cured Baldness, And All He Needed Was A Sharpie

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Carlos Beltran Has Cured Baldness, And All He Needed Was A Sharpie

Baseball Is Fun

If I weren’t a die-hard Cubs fan I’d probably live a lot longer, I’d struggle not to be a fan of the Texas Rangers. They are simply one of the funniest, most light-hearted group of players in the game (sometimes fun even finds them).

Which is why I can’t stop laughing at 19-year veteran Carlos Beltran’s attempt to, uh, recapture the magic of his youth by giving himself some more hair … using a marker:

Oh Carlos … I don’t think it counts if you color it in yourself.

At 39 years old, Beltran is not quite producing the way he did as a youngster, but with the new hairdo … who knows. He might just fool the universe into thinking he’s 19 again.

Here it is again as a .gif:

Hey, who’s that young, hotshot prospect in the Rangers’ dugout? I bet he has quite a career ahead of him.


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