For the Baby Who Has Everything Except Discretion: Baseball Team Diapers

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For the Baby Who Has Everything Except Discretion: Baseball Team Diapers

Baseball Is Fun

Sometimes, you just want to show off your favorite MLB team, even when you’re not wearing pants. And now, when you’re metaphorically filling your diaper about a blown save, you can also be literally filling your diaper. Such as you need one.

For the baby sports fan who has everything, Jessica Alba’s “Honest” company and MLB are pairing up to bring MLB diapers to the world:

Of the product, exclusively available at Target, the company’s press release explains:

“Just in time for opening day on April 2, guests will have five team designs to choose from, including the 2016 World Series Champion Chicago Cubs, the Boston Red Sox, the Los Angeles Dodgers, the San Francisco Giants and the St. Louis Cardinals. The line offers diapers in sizes 3, 4 and 5 and features prominent team icons and logos.”

The real challenge this magnificent product presents to parents of babies (present-company included) is whether they want their child showing off their favorite team, loud and proud … or soiling a diaper emblazoned with the mark of a hated rival.

If you love the Dodgers, you probably don’t want to see your baby strutting around in Giants gear. On the other hand, if that gear is about to be the final resting place of last night’s mashed carrots, I’m not so sure the Dodgers fans wants his own logo on there either.

Do you see what a moral conundrum you’ve created, MLB and Honest Company?!?!


Author: Brett Taylor

Brett Taylor is the Editor and Lead Cubs Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at @BleacherNation and @Brett_A_Taylor.