Nolan Arenado Formally Apologizes to … the Carton of Hi-Chew He Beat Up the Other Night

After striking out on some high-cheese late Monday night, Colorado Rockies third baseman Nolan Arenado went into the dugout and took out his frustration on a carton of Hi-Chew, a Japanese fruit chew the team keeps in the dugout.

It … was not pretty.

But being the good guy that he is, Nolan Arenado took a couple days to cool off and eventually issued an apology … directly to the carton of Hi-Chew:

https://twitter.com/Rockies/status/999449207663624193

And … I’m dying of laughter. That was extremely well done and gets better every loop. I especially lose it in laughter when the camera pans over to the bucket just sitting on a stool, completely dead-pan. What a great idea.

Here’s Arenado’s full statement, in case you couldn’t watch the video.

Hey, Hi-Chew. How are you?

I know this is not the best time for this, but I’m really sorry for what I did to you a couple days ago. You’ve always treated me right. You’ve always been there for me when I needed you most. I wasn’t there for you.

I just want to know that I really care about you. And I’ve always appreciated everything you’ve done for me.

I’m glad to see these two have made up.

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Michael Cerami began covering the Chicago Cubs for Bleacher Nation as a part-time contributor in 2015. One year later, he joined Bleacher Nation full-time, covering the Chicago Cubs and Major League Baseball. Today, Michael runs Bleacher Nation, contributing as a writer (Cubs, MLB) and an editor for all sections of the site, including the Chicago Bears, Bulls, and Blackhawks, as well as MLB, NBA, NHL, and NFL. In 2019, Michael was the co-host of NBC Sports Chicago's Cubs Post-Game Show Outside the Ivy. You can find him on Twitter/X @Michael_Cerami

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