Earlier today, the Philadelphia Phillies signed Bryce Harper to a massive 13-year/$330 million deal, freeing every baseball fan from the ice-cold hell that has been this offseason.
And not a few hours after the signing was announced, Harper’s new teammate, Jake Arrieta, welcomed him by “getting the house ready” in his own, eh hem, unique way.
Take it away, Jake:
Feel welcomed, Bryce?
That’s Jake Arrieta sweeping the floor to some techno music in the most glorious male undergarments around with a caption that reads: “Getting the house ready for @bharper3407.”
What a world we live in, eh?