I am awed by Machado all the time.
No more Mr. Nice Guy. Er, wait, actually, yes, lots more Mr. Nice Guy.
Plunking pays off, I guess?
I knew he was a freak, but COME ON.
He’s still got it!
Script it better. I dare you.
One of the greatest moments in baseball history.
It just shouldn’t have worked. Period.
How does it stand up against Puig and Bo?
It never got higher than 48 feet off the ground!
Just hilariously unbelievable.
I’m going with Harper, but it’s a close one.
That’s head’s up, cleats-up, everything-up baseball.
That’s strike three.
Are cannons legal in baseball?
If you think we have pace of play problems today, wait till you hear about 40 pitch at-bats!
Damn, 1990s, we get it. You had some great free agents.
He’s the greatest of all time.
Oh, Odubel. What are you doing, man?
That is simply an insane snag and throw. Simply insane.
Joey Votto cares not for your extremely extreme shift.
A dramatic conclusion to a big rookie game.
The Freeze is fast. The fan was silly. Baseball is Fun. That’s it.
You are reading that headline correctly.