So quintessentially baseball, it hurts. 

“Throw the motherf***ing ball over the f***ing plate, aight?” 

Would you rather lose a no-hitter or never throw one at all?

He remains to this day the only player to ever accomplish this feat.

Yu Darvish is one awesome pitcher with two crazy stories. 

Harper as a Righty? Pujols as a Lefty? Kershaw as a Righty? What Is Going On!?

Exposing old takes is fun.

Turns out … pretty darn hard.

Two all-time greats were also funny.

This literally broke Baseball Reference.

I’m suddenly having dreams of a switch-hitting Mike Trout in the big leagues (not that he needs the advantage). 

Take Me Out to the Ballgame … Where I Can Get Takeout Food

So … thanks, Orioles? I never thought I’d say that.

Wilmer cried, the deal was squashed, and the rest is history … but hooooooo boy is that history NUTS.

See! Even Hall-of-Famers can be caught making mistakes!

I’m glad the Cubs could be a part of his story.

“I’m just glad I had my parachute on when I fell out of the bleachers.”

What were these schools thinking?

What timeline do we live in?

My new favorite baseball story.

Ever want to live inside a baseball stadium?

Better luck next year.

Where there’s wind, there’s a way.

This one time – ONLY – I’ll say it … not bad. 

More of this please, especially against the Cubs during the regular season.

I think the reaction of his friends says it all

I got it! I got it … I don’t got it. 

A milestone home run for the former QB.

I mean … WHAT?!

Bold is one word.

BANG BANG BANG.

Soto Santa!

ICHIROOOOOOO!

I have never seen anything like it in my life. 

That’s just what I needed on Wednesday. 

ROBOT UMPS!! RUUUUUUUN!

YES! FEED ME THE HYPE!