If it’s two quarter horses, does that make it one half horse?
With just six more steals of home, he can actually cement himself in the MLB history books.
Clayton Kershaw is barely a human.
Crazy Spring Training food always wins.
One of them works great! The other … not so much. Be careful around Joey Votto kids, he’s dangerous.
Hey! The field’s over there! You’re aiming the wrong way!
Rougned Odor is going to have a tough trip home.
Adrian Beltre has more fun than you.
Everyone needs work on their short game.
I get knocked down, but I get up again … you’re never gonna keep me down!
This guy is the best.
Do you think anyone noticed? I don’t think anyone noticed.
Jason Kipnis is a lover (and a joker), not a fighter.
Adrian Beltre does not mess around.
Melky Cabrera cares not for your defensive metrics.
There are homers and then there are whoahomers.
He really is just ridiculous in all the best ways.
I can say that literally.
No hustle? Then no fist bump.
A little fun at the plate for a well-compensated Adrian Beltre.
“He is out there to just absolutely crush a baseball.”
Take in a game, relax, get splashed by a dinger.
This is about as joyful as joy gets.
I’d try. But I would look very silly.
Just give it a liiiiittle tap. No one will notice.