0-For-100 Real Quick: Watch Cody Parkey Challenge Contestants Try (And Fail) to Make FGs

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0-For-100 Real Quick: Watch Cody Parkey Challenge Contestants Try (And Fail) to Make FGs

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The conditions were worse over at Goose Island than it was for Cody Parkey when he was kicking last week. But through rain, sleet, and snow, kickers are expected to deliver. Especially when there are prizes on the line.

There were 100 fans who tried their hand (foot?) at making a 43-yard field goal with NFL tickets on the line and no one really came all that close to reaching the happy ending of successfully splitting the uprights. What a shame. I thought the Bears would get a kicker out of this! The big winner? No, it wasn’t a brewery getting an early January PR bump. HOWEVER, Madeline Kenney of the Chicago Sun-Times reports Goose Island will donate $20,000 to the charity of Cody Parkey’s choice, which was Lurie Children’s Hospital.

So at least a dark moment in Bears history turned into something good for people in need. After the week we’ve had as fans, we needed a happy story to round things out.

As for the kicking display, well, let’s just say no NFL kickers are in danger of losing their spots to any of these contestants.

The event was off to an auspicious start:

And to think, we thought Parkey’s misfire was painful:

The first of many L’s we hope the Packers take in 2019:

One of the conditions of this kick should have been a miss resulting in Vic Fangio returning to the Bears:

One missed field goal, one botched PAT, and whatever this was made for a tough day for Adam Vinatieri:

That’s what you get for being an Eagles fan:

This compilation of failure should serve as as subtle reminder that kicking should be left for the pros. Even if sometimes, the pros hit at just a 75 percent clip.

Author: Luis Medina

Luis Medina is a Writer at Bleacher Nation, and you can find him on Twitter at@lcm1986.